Friday, 17 July 2015

BODYBUILDER! The A-Z of Huge: D

Finally this week, the next installment of The A-Z of HUGE. As always, please remember this is a work in progress, and if you feel I've left out someone or something, please do get in touch (comment box or email) and let me know, and I'll be sure to include her/it when the time to update this particular letter rolls around again.

The A-Z of HUGE

D is for...


The "DARK SIDE"

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The deviant world of muscle worship sprung into the limelight 10 years ago through TV documentaries such as ‘Muscle Worship - Hidden Lives’, ‘Super-Size She’ and Louis Theroux’s ‘Weird Weekends’. At the same time, the subculture has flourished on the internet through blogs and websites dedicated to muscle goddesses, pictures and DVD sales and webcams, argued to provide female bodybuilders with the necessary income to survive... Are female bodybuilders simply sexual commodities to satisfy male fantasies? Or, can muscle worship celebrations be positive self–affirmations for these women, which at the same time subvert traditional notions of gender?
Tanya Bunsell, Strong and Hard Women

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Some people argue that it’s bringing bodybuilding into disrepute. As far as I’m concerned, it’s putting bodybuilding on a pedestal, making it available to people who would never consider attending an actual show. It’s a huge industry, and it allows me to spend 99% of my time totally focused on my career. The IFBB would probably have less of a problem with it if they were making money from it themselves.
Lisa Cross

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The thrills are just knowing how turned on your body is making somebody else, having your body and your muscles appreciated for what they are, being the one who is in control and has the power over the other person... Most of my sessions have been incredibly sexual, both as an intense form of foreplay before more happened, and also where the worship has been the sex, or taken the place of actual sex. It’s often times a more intense sexual experience than the actual sex itself.
Anonymous, quoted in Strong and Hard Women


DAYANA

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Lately, I've been more and more impressed with Dayana Cadeau. Dayana has the most sensuous and voluptuous physique in bodybuilding, as well as one of the most beautiful faces. The only problem I've had is getting my photos of Dayana published in magazines. She has such tremendous fullness to her muscles that people tend to think she is much bigger than she is, which tends to turn off publishers and art directors. However, at the 2003 Ms. Olympia Dayana was only 127lbs., if you can believe it. So although she is getting the kind of recognition she deserves from the judges, I think she's still a bit "too good" for the publications.
Bill Dobbins

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In the days when there were weight classes, Dayana - as the above quote illustrates - seemed to be the biggest lightweight bodybuilder of them all. And the most successful. Dayana won the Lightweight class at two Ms Internationals and one Ms Olympia. Even after the different classes were done away with, she was twice Ms International runner-up and twice Ms Olympia runner-up, beaten only by Iris Kyle every time.

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When people see me in the street they love my physique and find me attractive - both men and women. People can see that "WOW! Those women have muscles but they are beautiful as well" and that's why Bill Dobbins kept using me as an example for women's bodybuilding being sexy, sensual and pretty AND with nice muscle.
Dayana Cadeau


and DELTS

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The deltoid muscle is the muscle forming the rounded contour of the shoulder. The deltoid originates in three distinct sets of fibres, often referred to as "heads". The anterior or clavicular fibres arise from most of the anterior border and upper surface of the lateral third of the clavicle. The anterior origin lies adjacent to the lateral fibres of the pectoralis major muscle as do the end tendons of both muscles. These muscle fibres are closely related and only a small chiasmatic space, through which the cephalic vein passes, prevents the two muscles from forming a continuous muscle mass. The anterior deltoid are commonly called "front delts" for short. Lateral or acromial fibres arise from the superior surface of the acromion process of the scapula. They are commonly called lateral deltoid. This muscle is also called middle delts, outer delts, or "side delts" for short. Posterior or spinal fibres arise from the lower lip of the posterior border of the spine of the scapula are commonly called posterior deltoid or rear deltoid ("rear delts" for short).
Wikipedia

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We all know what a great pair of shoulders looks like, but whereas when I was sourcing images for Biceps or Back my biggest problem was which images to choose from the (literally) thousands on offer, with Delts the problem has been finding images that "just" focus on the shoulders. Often the best shoulder pictures are those where the shoulders are unflexed and your muscle goddess is in a tank top or tube top or hot little black dress, rather like this recently posted one of gorgeous Lisa Giesbrecht. Otherwise, images of great shoulders tend to also be images of great arms, and/or a great back as well, and it's images like these that in the end have made the final cut.

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And that is probably as it should be. As the very pinnacle of the V-taper so beloved of FBBs, judges and fans alike, the shoulders have a lot of responsibility, aesthetically-speaking, but it's always a case of the sum of the shoulders and the other parts. There's no compulsory pose just for the shoulders themselves, but without great shoulders her lat spread or side triceps or side chest or double biceps won't amount to much.

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So there's an argument that the shoulders are perhaps the most important muscles of them all, framing the rest of the physique - or at least the upper body anyway. Curious then that as well as not having their own pose, I rarely recall seeing a shoulder "measurement". We all like to read many inches her biceps are, how big her chest is, her quads and her calves are, and how tiny her waist. And the tape measure certainly gets strung across her lats, but for some reason, not across her shoulders.

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Again, sorry if I have glaringly omitted a favourite FBB of yours, or an aspect of the female muscle lovin' experience. I was a bit pushed for time on this one, but as I said in the intro, this is intended to be a work that can be updated ad infinitum. So, if you've any suggestions for future updates or the next letter in the alphabet - fairly obviously it's "E" - please comment below or email 6ft1swell@gmail.com

The A-Z of HUGE will return soon.

Enjoy!

Thursday, 16 July 2015

Swell Digs: Taylor Smith

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She's the Aussie girl who married a Kiwi and ended up living in Christchurch. She had been training for the best part of 20 years before a combination of that husband of hers and her best friend finally persuaded her that she should compete. It took me so long as I never felt I was good enough, even with all the supportive people around me, she says. I just assumed they were all being nice. I just didn’t want to get on stage and make a fool of myself and look and feel like I didn’t belong there.

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But despite being a reluctant competitor, she has looked as though she belongs on stage from her very first show in September 2011. It was the NZIFBB South Island Championships. Her muscularity and her conditioning wowed both judges and fans alike, she "got eveyone talking", according to the excellent New Zealand-based Go Figure. Within two years of that debut she had won national titles in both her native and adopted homelands, and she had been awarded her pro card.

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And she has got the forum boards buzzin', female muscle heads all over the world in full swoon for the confidence she "oozes" and her "absolutely unique" and "gorgeous mature muscle". She seems to be forever in a state of extreme depletion, every fibre in every muscle visible. She is "stunning", projecting "overwhelming power".

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It's all too much for some... OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES!!! Taylor BEST MUSCULAR SUPER MODEL IN the WORLD!!!
HER BODY IS A WORK OF ART!!! WOW WOW WOW!!!
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She was originally inspired to weight train after seeing Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 - When I saw her holding guns with her muscled arms and doing chin-ups, I wanted to be just like that. I went out straight away and joined a gym.

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She might look as if she were the right side of 30, but this December she'll turn 43.

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She's on Instagram and Facebook, and you can find a couple of clips of her from 2012 and 2013, but sadly nothing more recent than that. It's probably a good thing. Some of us heads might not be able to handle her in motion as she is now.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Taylor Smith.

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Enjoy!

Wednesday, 15 July 2015

Clip of the Week

Judging by the forum boards, the female muscle head has a lot of questions. Am I addicted to female muscle? Where can I meet an FBB? Or how can I convince my wife/my girlfriend to take up bodybuilding? If I dated a female bodybuilder, would I have to cook? And what's it like to go water-skiing with Aleesha Young?

Well, we don't have all the answers, but thanks to Aleesha, we no longer have to wonder about that last one, because here she is, on 4th July this year...

ALEESHA YOUNG: WATERSKI PART 1



And if you want to see Part 2, "Big Girls Can Wakeboard Too!", click here.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, 14 July 2015

Chicago II: Swell's Picks

I got rather serious about events in Toronto last month, and I have already been serious about Helle Trevino's triumph in Chicago, so it's probably time I redress the balance with a more light-hearted kind of contest report. Besides, Chicago was, it seems to me, something of a joyous occasion for the female muscle head. No bikini classes, just open Fitness, Figure, Physique and Bodybuilding - and Masters' Figure, Physique and Bodybuilding to boot. Seven classes and eighty women in all.

Yes, granted, for those of us who weren't lucky enough to actually be there, it did seem to take an eternity for images of the contest to become available, but the quality of the female muscle on show in every division combined with the fact that the one photographer there was Chris Nicoll to mean that since those images have become available, we've all been wading knee deep in female muscle gold.

Apologies to the meatheads' Figure favourite on the Muscular Development play-by-play, runner-up Wendy Fortino. Apologies too to the ever lovely Mindi O'Brien and her legendary biceps, and to all the Fitness ladies (not least Marta Aguiar) and all their gymnastic fantastic moves. Apologies to the Physique gorgeousness of Rose Brunner and runner-up Sheronica Henton. And finally, apologies (and a big ol' FMS *SWOON*) to the dazzling smile, the lats for miles, and the itsy-bitsy waist of second-time Figure winner Cydney Gillon.

Sadly, none of the above have made it into our review today. Who's to say that by the time I've finished here all of them won't be glad that they were spared?! But anyway if you want to find out if your favourite has made the cut, then read on...

THE FMS BEST OF CHICAGO 2015

10 ROXANNE'S ABS

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She may have finished way down in the WPD, but there aren't too many women out there in any division that can hold a candle to Roxanne's sexy six-pack. And as always it was her best feature that she reserved her special big smile for. Crunch and shine!

9   THE (BIENNIAL) FLOWER

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You would have thought from some of the ridiculousness on the forums that she hadn't competed since 1995 ("OMG! Lora's back!" etc. etc.) but like the "Bridal veil" spirea outside my front door, Lora in fact flowers every two years these days - her most recent previous outing had been at the 2013 Tampa Pro. As flowerings go, this wasn't the most resplendent - hair not great, tan all but forgotten, conditioning... I could go on. Still, remember that video of Lora pumped, naked and sweating as she rides her man in bed, her granite glutes harder and denser with every thrust? Reckon it qualifies her for some slack. So I've changed my mind. She looked AMAZING.

8  NATHALIE THOMPSON'S GOOD HAIR DAY

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After an FMS tip-off, Chris De Burgh is now working on the lyrics to what will be his own homage to Nathalie and to his 1986 smash. Working title: "Lady in Dreds". I'm down to shoot the video. Concept: Nathalie Thompson, tiny bikini, dreds all over the place and much much oil. Altogether now! Lady in dreeeeeds, Is flexing for me...

7   BELLE BACK ON THE FLOOR

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We warned you back in May that Isabelle Turell's return to competition was imminent, and here she is. And if Belle's back on stage, it can only mean that sexy flexy down and dirty lat spread and double biceps combo. Seriously, a woman who can pull off a move like this, well, she doesn't really need to try any harder, does she? Look at the muscles in her inner thigh as she goes down... Health warning swoonage!

6  BEEF!

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Not Beef from Vic & Bob, silly! Prime female muscle beef. And in the Bodybuilding classes there was lots and lots and lots of it. Our selection today includes Danish, Argentinian, American and Spanish varieties, courtesy of Irene Andersen (looking good, by the way, being a film star obviously agrees with her), Open runner-up and Masters' champ Maria Rita Bello, Angela Rayburn (a very nice bit of rump there I think you will agree), and ol' beefy lips herself, Virginia Sanchez Macias.

5  BUMS!

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With many of the WPD ladies opting for the more-revealing style posing suit (one or two wouldn't have looked out of place at a NABBA show), those "trained to within an inch of their lives" glootz were being displayed as is right and proper. Top left to bottom - yes, I said bottom - right: Laura Foster, Andrea Holliday, Miava Nelson, and Jen Louwagie. No wonder the WPD puts so many bums on seats.

4  TRACY HESS

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*SWOON*

3  WHY NO LOVE FOR MARGIE?

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Last year she could do no wrong, this year she's not even getting into the top 6. What's going on? Why all of a sudden are the judges so impervious to Margie's obvious charms? Is it that they are marking her down for having far too good a time on that stage? Is she losing points as their dry-cleaning bills rise? We have a right to know!

2  ASHA & ME

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Well, she still doesn't know it, but we've still got a thing, me and Asha, Asha and me. And while - as with Margie - the judges don't show Asha much love, as long as she keeps postin' herself getting all beast in the gym on her Instagram and as long as she keeps flexin' those abs on stage, that thing of ours is just going to keep on keepin' on.

1  NEUMAN!

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The winner, and on the evidence here a winner who might be able to make the "unbeatable" Malacarne sweat a little in Las Vegas, Kira Neuman had me sold as soon as she turned around and faced the back of the stage. Sadly, our old friend C. Moore Glootz is unavailable for comment at this time, but I'm sure, wherever they've transferred him to now, that he's got his protractor out and is measuring every angle on that beautiful bottom in an effort to mathematically prove its perfection. He's like a modern-day Da Vinci in that way. Beauty through applied mathematics.

Or something.

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Enjoy!