Showing posts with label Babe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Babe. Show all posts

Friday, 17 May 2013

(Female) Muscle Beach of the Day

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Seeing all these muscular beauties on the beach this week has given me an idea...

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We've just bought one of those huge maps of the world for the office wall, and we've already started sticking pins in it that mark the beaches of the world where readers have spotted muscle beauties.

From Australia to the Americas via Asia, from the Med to the Caribbean, the hope is that pretty soon we'll have the definitive map of the Female Muscle Beach World...

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And what are we going to do with this information?

We're going into the travel business of course!

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Female Muscle Slave Tours will be trading by the end of the year. Bespoke beach holidays for the discerning female muscle head, we can't guarantee that you'll plonk your towel next to Alina Popa or Kashma Maharaj, but with our unique system that charts not only where but also when muscle beauties have been spotted, we can certainly maximise your chances.

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Call today for a free brochure.

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The guy on the left in the red shorts? Our first satisfied customer.

Sunday, 12 May 2013

(Female) Muscle Beach of the Day

That gorgeous Tanya Hyde has a remarkable muscular physique to go with her looks should be obvious to anyone. But did you know that Tanya has recently become the first female bodybuilder to hire herself out to her local council as a tourist attraction?

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Tanya was signed up to 'appear' on the boardwalk on the second and fourth Sundays of the month as part of the municipality's bid to reinvigorate the area. Tanya just has to turn up in a bikini and 'preen and pose', according to her job description. And it's no surprise that visitor numbers on these 'Tanya Days' are on the up. Consequently, local politicians are currently sounding out other female muscle babes with a view to populating the seafront with a bevvy of muscular beauties every Saturday and Sunday.

FMS will be keeping a close eye on how the scheme develops.

Saturday, 11 May 2013

(Female) Muscle Beach of the Day




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Hi, my name is Eva, and I'm here today on the fabulous Female Muscle Slave blog to invite you all to visit the beaches of Brasil this year. Brasil has some of the best beaches in the world, and not only that, but also on those beautiful beaches, 
there are some of the most beautiful bodies in the world. Just like mine 
- well, actually, not quite like mine - but beautiful nonetheless. Why not join us?

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Contact your local travel agent for details, or go direct to Visit Brasil
I'll have a caipirinha ready and waiting for you...


Thanks Eva! And exclusively for FMS, Eva has sent us a sneak preview of the bikini she will be wearing on the beach this year. Named after her, "The Eva" is 100% fig leaf.
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Look over there! I can see the Female Muscle Slave Armada coming...

And get your lotion out because it's muscle beauty on the beach all week!

Today's post was brought to you by Female Muscle Slave in association with Visit Brasil


Friday, 19 April 2013

Backstage of the Day

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Earlier in the week, we heard about all the things a woman needs with her backstage, courtesy of Rebecca Slatt on Bodybuilding.com. Well, Rebecca also has a list of things not to bring, and, alas, one of those is us, 'Men'.

I know it is nice and comforting to have your boyfriend, husband, or trainer backstage; however, most women do not want to be changing suits and gluing them on in front of male strangers! Have some respect for your fellow competitors!

And there we were thinking it didn't get any better than boyfriend/husband/trainer of a competitive bodybuilder. How wrong we were. Damn!

So I guess if you are not the boyfriend, husband or trainer of a competitor, but you are a photographer, a 'helper' or an official, you get to see all the action...

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You might get to take her home after the show, but you'll have to kiss her goodbye before all the action starts. So, who's this foxy fitness babe blowing little kiss for?

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Oiling and adjusting. Can you believe some people actually volunteer for this?

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Eva Lagerhorn Blom seems to be really really enjoying the pump, while Yaxeni's mind seems to be elsewhere. She seems preoccupied. Maybe she's watching Iris. Maybe she's thinking 'Damn you, Iris Kyle'...

Cheer up Yaxeni. You looked great at the Miss International this year. You looked great on stage and you looked great in the pump room. As did Debi, Angela, Olga, Jeannie, Kim, Brigita, Cathy, Elena and Tazzie. And, yes, so did Iris.



That's all from the backstage area for now.

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Glamour of the Day

Sexy and She Knows It

When she feels so sexy she has to snap herself and share it with the world...
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left, one can only guess how happy the dude whose arms you can see is; right, Michaela Schaar as Tarzana(?) ready for a night of swinging. Or something.

Friday, 29 March 2013

Hot and Hard: Danielle Reardon

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The 'High School Bodybuilder' at Wesley Chapel High School in Florida

A few years ago, a homemade video appeared on the forums of a ‘High School Bodybuilder’ called Danielle Reardon. The clip (which as far as I can see is no longer available to watch) consisted solely of Danielle talking to camera. She talked, as far as I remember, about her future goals in the sport, her love of the lifestyle and the thrill she got from competing. I remember thinking that she was rather eloquent and came across as being very sure of herself and what she wanted. And I also remember thinking, Hang on! She’s talking about having competed. How can a teenage girl possibly have competed already?

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Well, that's first place, thinks the girl in the glasses. Maybe I can get second.

To Brits like me, the idea that a high school (or secondary school as we say over here) would have a bodybuilding contest is, well, a little far-fetched. As a teenager I might have dreamed that some of the girls from the hockey team, the ones who frequented the weights room anyway, would do a bit of flexing for me, but it never once occurred to my overactive imagination that they would stand on the stage at the school in bikinis as competitors in our school’s bodybuilding show.

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Miss Wesley Chapel 2008

It seems high school bodybuilding not only exists, but is well-established in some schools, at least in some parts of the US. The shows are essentially fundraisers for some sporting activity or another at the school, and involve boys and girls. Not surprisingly, perhaps, these shows have attracted rather a large amount of criticism. One member of the American Council on Exercise has said that teenagers experimenting with nutritional supplements, crash dieting or pre-contest dehydration is ‘a recipe for disaster. Emotionally, psychologically, physiologically, their bodies are not ready for it.’

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But Danielle didn’t appear to have any of these issues. She seemed well-aware of what she was committing herself to, and did so simply because she had decided that the lifestyle bodybuilding entails was the life that she wanted to lead. And that is exactly what she has done.

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Born in 1990 (!), Danielle hails from Florida. She attended Wesley Chapel High School, and competed in their annual bodybuilding show every year she was there, winning it in both her junior and senior years. It was totally energizing, she says, I loved the spotlight.

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In 2010, she competed as a Figure competitor at NPC shows, and continued to do so in 2011, winning the short class at the Sunshine Classic and finishing 14th at the Nationals that year. But, now 21, it was becoming apparent that all those years of bodybuilding as a teenager meant that Danielle was simply too muscular to succeed in Figure at the highest level, and right from the get-go she had made it her ambition to be at that level, so she decided to move up to Physique.

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Danielle at the 2012 NPC Southern States

The improvement in her results were immediate. She won her class (short) at the Mid-Florida Classic, finished 2nd at the NPC Southern States, and consequently qualified for the Nationals. There, she won her class. At the age of 22, she had her pro card.

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Danielle wins her class at the 2012 NPC Nationals, obviously

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see that this young woman is on the verge of becoming a phenomenon. What better advert could there be for the Physique division? And what better way could there be for Hot and Hard Week to end?

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Hot and Hard: Larissa and...

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Is it me or does everybody want to get a picture with Larissa Reis?


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Larissa and... Heather Dees

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Larissa and... Ingrid Romero (left) and Laurie Schnelle (right)

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Larissa and... Jessica Scofield

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Larissa and... Natalia Melo


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Larissa and... Maria Luis Baeza


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Larissa and... Katka Kyptova (left) and Nanda Croft (right)


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Larissa and... Monica Martin


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Larissa and... Oksana Grishina


Unfortunately, despite evidence to the contrary, Larissa herself can’t be in every picture. But the good news is you can now take Larissa everywhere you go with this new T-shirt. Never be without Larissa in your photos again! Details on her website.

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And if any of you lovely readers can identify any of the women with Larissa that I haven't been able to, please let me know who they are.

Enjoy! Hot and Hard Week concludes tomorrow.