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Tuesday, 19 December 2017

The Year in Review: September

A WEEK WITH MICHAELA

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From her earliest public displays of muscle, FMS told the story of Michaela Aycock's career and her (ultimately unsuccessful) attempts to qualify for a second Olympia.

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I started following Michaela properly around the beginning of 2016, and my female muscle diary for April tells me she often took my breath away, literally making me gasp. "Absolutely incredible to think she has only just tuned 21," I wrote at the time. "The way her lats bulge over the top of her vest makes me swoon as I dream of squeezing them hard, feeling the hard muscle. No give, like warm steel or rock or something." I was clearly slightly out of my mind for her then. Understandably so.

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As Michaela was waiting to board the plane to Las Vegas [for the 2016 Olympia], this is how she passed the time. Not since the vascular pomp of Lisa Giesbrecht maybe five, six years ago have we seen anything quite like this. Jaw to the floor stuff.

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"Nothing quite like the thrill of show weekend," she says. "Gosh I love this stuff!" Michaela (left) at the 2017 Tampa Pro, and the 2017 Hurricane Pro. Her best ever package ("product" she calls it) but she just missed out on a Physique Olympia spot.

BACK BEAUTY



Having one of my periodic periods of back obsession lately, I wrote by way of introduction to Back Beauty, a week of some of the finest, meatiest backs both past and present. This woman - new IFBB pro Sammica Cash - may be responsible.

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They say that bodybuilding shows (female and male) are won "from the back", so it stands to reason that all great champions past and present have, out of necessity, superior back muscle development. Consequently, the conversation about the FBB with the "Best Back Ever" has never proved an easy one for fans to resolve.

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After extensive (and for once I am not being ironic when I say that) research, there are some FBBs who always tend to be in the "Best Back Ever" conversation, and so FMS has compiled a sort of poll of polls Top 9 all-time female muscle backs.

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Paula Suzuki - hers or Lenda's would be #1 according to our research.

THE BEEF AND THE BEAUTY

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Behind the lectern stage right Lenda Murray looked visibly shocked. I've seen this before but never for first place, announced MC Shannon Dey. We have a tie.

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We couldn't have begun our review of this year's Rising Phoenix anywhere else. The epic battle for the title was - on the (free!) live feed - genuinely exciting and, to the very end, impossible to call. They'd been right at the centre of the first callout and both, in their own way, looked as good as they ever have. Sheila, all perfect conditioning, perfect proportions and perfect poses; Helle, bulkier, beefier, less-than-regulation hand gestures inviting the audience (and judges) to eye up her abs and glutes.

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The Head Judge - who has the deciding vote when there's a tie - went for Helle. I felt for Sheila (what a way to lose!) but also felt it was the right choice. I remembered Helle's 2005 injury, a herniated disc that left her unable to walk. The medical opinion was she'd never train again, let alone compete, but she wasn't having any of that. Six years later she was winning her first show back, and 8 years after her 2003 Olympia debut she was back there again. It would have been a remarkable story had it ended there, but Helle was coming back for good. So it feels like the right woman won. Again, the Rising Phoenix has given us a champ we can (and should) all be proud of.

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After an up and down season for IFBB pro Female Bodybuilding, the 2017 Rising Phoenix was, I think, a pretty much unqualified success. With a line-up of 23 women there were more competitors than ever - you have to go back to the 90s to find a Ms Olympia with that many - and while it's never been easier to qualify for the world's premier professional Female Bodybuilding competition, this didn't mean that the quality of muscle on display was lower than at previous RPs. Quite the opposite.

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And, lest we forgot, we paused to remind ourselves the Arizona Pro is more than the Rising Phoenix: the only all-division all-female pro show there is. And this year both the Figure (Cydney Gillon) and Physique (Heather Grace) champions would go on to shine at the Olympia the following week - in Cydney's case, very brightly indeed.

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Back at the RP, Aleesha won the "Most Muscular Award" and we paid tribute to "Evergreen" Yaxeni Oriquen, still fabulous at over 50, still stretching that black posing suit to its limits, and Virginia Sanchez, who topped off her best ever year with a top 6 place that guarantees her an automatic invite for next year's event.

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For UK fans it was a treat to see, for the first time in 16 years, more than one British female muscle goddess at the sport's premier contest, and for Wendy McCready... This was the best result by a British woman since Andrulla was 2nd in the Lightweight class in 2001. And if you're talking about an Open class, well, Lisa, at last year's Rising Phoenix, and Andrulla, at the Ms Olympia in 1999, were the best ever placed Brits. They both placed 7th. So now the British record belongs to Wendy.

MARTHE SUNDBY 1975-2017

Marthe died on 12th September.

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Watching Marthe struggle, and ultimately give in to the inevitable and meet her end with grace has been moving. There was always a part of me thinking that she was such a remarkable woman that she would, in the end, beat it, but it was not to be. I didn't know her - though I did send her some messages of love and support during her illness, and she replied very sweetly to some - but she has touched me as few other muscle women have. Her death was hardly unexpected, but it has hit me hard.

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She believed in a lot of things... "I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles..." But she didn't get one.

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We will miss her.

Monday, 18 December 2017

The Year in Review: August

21 REASONS

Swell sauntered off to the Med with Mrs Swell (and some skimpy outfits), leaving 21 posts scheduled in his absence, each giving "one reason why we love what we do".

They included mini-tributes to individual women (Dani was #17 ), individual muscles (eg. Pec Meat, #8), and even more specific, the particular muscles of a particular woman (Laine Costa's Sweaty Pecs was #2, for example). Some were about the misconceptions muscle women face (see The Greatest Lie Ever Told... at #9), the less obvious reasons why we love them - see #7, The (Better Than Jagger) Moves - others celebrations of the female muscle lovin' life (eg. Being Obsessed, #5).

I don't think he intended them to be taken too seriously, but we got a fair bit more mail than usual about these, and nobody loves their fan mail more than Swell, so he insisted on being allowed to choose which 'Best of' selections made it into today's post.

#3: A Muscle Woman Is A Happy Woman

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And, it seems, the more muscle they have, the happier they are.

#6: Fanny Swerkstrom's Bum

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And what she does with it.

#10: Magnetism

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At the gym, the supermarket, the pool, the beach... in fact EVERYWHERE she goes, EVERYONE is looking at her. And that includes you, my female muscle denying friend. I mean I know you tell yourself you're not attracted to women with muscles and all but if that really is the truth then why can't you stop gawping at her?

#11: The Jaw That Puts Your Jaw To The Floor

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I love a conventionally beautiful face on a muscular woman, but having said that, and I know it's a personal preference, the square jawline to me is a woman who's saying "I'm willing to get huge, no matter what the cost", and that is whole different level of sexy and absolutely the biggest turn on. The squarer the jaw, the better!
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#18: Exhibitionism

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All that hard work might as well be appreciated in full.

#21: Enlightenment?

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We're just wired this way, we didn't make a rational choice, but the deniers are going to see the light sooner or later. They'll have no choice either. "Strong is the new sexy" was the phrase du jour some years ago. Take away the "new" and you're bang up-to-date with the now. Female gym membership on the up and up, the number of women competing likewise. Meanwhile, weight training for women is growing in popularity in countries where just a decade ago it was unheard of. Even in the few countries where it's forbidden it's growing. More and more female muscle on the planet. The women who do it "enlightening" the women who don't to take it up. Muscles, for more and more women around the world, are desirable, and those that disagree will, the way things are going, be occupying the weirdo space where we once were.

MUSCLE!

And then it was time for Tampa, the last pre-Rising Phoenix Female Bodybuilding show of the year, and by far - in the blog's humble opinion at least - the beefiest and best.

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Freshly-pro-carded Pauline Nelson had a memorable pro debut with 3rd place, and "outside the top 10, Australia's Kahla Bullemor returned after a three-year break to provide female muscle lovers all over the globe with something to swoon over".

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Lisa Cross looked almost - almost - too hot for words. While on holiday, ol' Swell here has to admit to having spent a little more time than usual at the local hypermarket with its free wi-fi on the day after the show, drooling over the women, and Lisa in particular. The rest of the weekend was even spicier than normal for Mrs Swell. I'm sure that Lisa would approve of her effect. But the winner (for the third time since 2014) was Sheila Bleck, "one hard woman who is hard to beat in Tampa".

DONNA'S AMBITION

As a British female muscle fan I can't help but be excited at the prospect of seeing her compete in Physique, and she would make a great British champion, not least because she has, I think, the same kind of star quality (though less naughtiness) as our current #1 pro Female Bodybuilder, Lisa Cross. The camera simply loves her.



Especially when the camera is wielded by one so talented as Rebecca Andrews.

NOW WITH ADDED EVA

A familiar face and body returned after a five-year break to win her pro card at the NPC Teen, Collegiate and Masters Nationals - Overall winner in the Over 40 Physique class.

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She'd dredded her long, lustrous locks, but there was no mistaking those eyes and lips. I wasn't totally convinced by the posing suit criss-crossing her lovely back, but otherwise I was immediately in full swoon. She was much thicker than she had been back in 2012. Mary had added considerable amounts of muscle, and she wore it well.

¡VIVA VENEZUELA!

Female muscle and politics (briefly) met as the world's media adopted Caterina Ciarcelluti as the poster girl of the anti-Maduro demonstrations in Caracas.

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Ms Ciarcelluti, who is divorced and "hates gyms" - using instead the Ávila, the magnificent forested mountain that overlooks Caracas - is in considerably better shape than most of the uniformed forces she faces, enthusiastically reported Stephen Gibbs in The Times. "We Venezuelan women are all guerrilleras. It’s in our personality," she said. "We tend to look after ourselves physically."

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

The announcement of the competitor list for the Rising Phoenix ("special invites" and all) prompted Kristal Wood to take to social media in protest, and plenty of "Iron Sisters" weighed in with their views as well, particularly on the inclusion of Aleesha Young. All very revealing, not least the news that Kristal and Jake were splitting up.

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On the plus side, Aleesha at the Rising Phoenix has got to be something most of us can get behind. After Omaha and before her "special invite" she was never going to compete again. Right now she's on a mission, and Michelle [Brent] and Sharon [Mould] have fuelled her fire nicely. Shame about Kristal and Jake. This can't be good for Wings of Strength and therefore can't be good for pro FBBing, though at the same time I can't help feeling there are probably some chaps, maybe even FMS readers, out there, less married chaps than I, who are thinking to themselves that the prospect of Kristal being a single woman again isn't necessarily bad news!

THE STATE OF THE USAs

And we ended August and entered September with some very fine women...

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Muscle sex appeal in spades at the NPC USAs - Melissa Fanning, Kathy Garza, Aspen Rae and Kristine Nicole Mendoza got special attention - did go some way to mitigate the fact that, with only five competitors in total in Female Bodybuilding, this may well be the last time the division is included at this venerable contest.