Far From Routine: Ozzy's Evening Show

A little while back FMS asked you lovely readers what your "all-time favourite" routines were, and last month we brought you a week of those choices as well as some of our own selections. As noted at the time, it being summer and all, not every reader managed to get their choices to us in time to make the posts, so we promised we'd be revisiting the theme again in the future, and today that's what we're doing.

All selections (and text) are courtesy of Ozzy of Ozzy's Female Muscle fame. Not all of his choices are actual routines, but given the time and effort it must have taken him to put this all together, we've included all of his choices. I think you'll agree it all amounts to quite a fantasy show, and your seat has the best view in the house. Pace yourself!

Ozzy says: When I saw your question about what would be our best routines, I understood that as "What are the routines which I jerked off to the most?" Hard to choose, because I've unloaded a lot of cum watching a lot of competitions!

But these are mine, in no particular order.

COMPULSORIES

SHANNON COURTNEY
2013 NPC USA Championships

Unfortunately for us, there are not a lot of videos of Shannon on stage, so the few I have are like precious diamonds! In this one, as always, Shannon just exudes sex. The way she shows her ass is just totally insane!!! She knows perfectly well that at this moment every man in the room is going crazy watching those two huge pieces of hard meat! Hands just have to be in pockets... I hope they had a few tissues!




BRIGITA BREZOVAC
2011 IFBB Toronto Pro

We all know that Brigita is a cum factory. Her body, swollen with muscles, is a true hymn to masturbation. But when I first saw this routine, I couldn't believe what was in front of my dick! She's SO huge that her bra explodes!!! Boy, it was too much for me, almost like a dream come true... I had to change my pants immediately, and I still think it's one of the most exciting things I have seen on a stage.




ROUTINES

CHRISTINE ENVALL
2001 IFBB Championships (?)

It's just impossible to not have an insane hard-on watching Christine on stage, flexing her huge manly muscles. She just knows that she's a sex object, and she enjoys that! Her most muscular pose is probably the best in all the FBB world. I truly cannot count the times I jerked off watching her meaty pecs.




MARJA LEHTONEN
2001 Jan Tana Pro Classic

I couldn't do a list without putting Marja on it, but it's so hard to choose just one routine of hers! I mean, I've watched all of them, I know all of them, and I jerked off every time I saw a new one. But I finally decided to choose the first one I ever saw, the 2001 Jan Tana, because it was such an unbelievable shock to see this female for the first time. Again, I cannot count the times I've jerked off to this routines since 2001, I know it every detail of her moves, her expressions, and release anytime she flexes her insanely huge biceps!




ANDRULLA BLANCHETTE
1997 Ms Olympia

This was the very first video with muscular women I bought, and I guess you can imagine how many times I watched it! Hard to choose between all those sexy freaks who participated in this competition, because there were a lot of huge and sexy ladies: Kim Chizevsky, Nancy Lewis, Sue Myers... But almost every time it was Andrulla who won. I just know her routines perfectly, her moves to the music, her expressions, even after all these years, releasing after she's on the floor, shaking her huuuge quads, and she hits a double bideps pose... Cum!!!




CINDY PHILLIPS
2006 CBBF Canadian Championships

I remember perfectly the first time I saw this video. I immediately thought: "Wow, that's the most erotic thing I've ever seen!" and, of course, just after, I jerked off like a madman. Cindy has always be one of my faves, and in this routine, I think she's at her best. I dreamed of her so much... I was truly obsessed by her!




GINA DAVIS
2004 NPC Nationals

Another great routine, so much better than any porn, the huuuge and sexy Gina on stage! Her smile, her attitude, her body... All of it just gives me an insane boner! The way she moves, slow and cocky, I guess she can hear the sound of the loads in the room, the moans of pleasure of the lucky bastards who were there at the time! Lucky bastards who will always be able to say "Yes, I was there, and I jerked off!"




I could, Ozzy adds, go on for hours and add Denise Rutkowski, Heather Armbrusst, Yaxeni Oriquen... but I think we are all grateful for his selections as they are, and maybe a little thankful that he didn't go on.

I, for one, need to get some fluids on board.

If you haven't sent your own selections in yet, please don't think you're too late, send them in (with or without text) to the usual email address: 6ft1swell@gmail.com

Thanks to Ozzy for a great show with a great commentary!

All the clips in a rar here.

Ts of the Day

GYM WEAR


The weights room can be an intimidating place for a woman, but the tables can turn - and how! Enough dedication and hard work and suddenly it's the chaps who are running for cover as she finishes her set of dumbbell curls and unleashes both barrels with a roar that shakes the coins in the cash register at the front desk.


The lady on the right seems to have taken Cindy at her word and has indeed gone home. But she's gone home via a sporting goods store and got herself an even more defiant vest. Now all she has to do is make sure she's not working out at the same time as Cindy until she's bigger than Cindy. That might take a while, even if she does 'train insane'. I think she might be better advised just to go to a different gym.


Now I'm sure we all try to do our best not to stare. And if we can't help ourselves then we at least make an effort not to stare too obviously. So give us a break and at least choose a vest with CLEAR lettering on it. If we're going to have to strain our eyes to see what's written there, it's going to be obvious that we're staring. Not fair!


And here we are again intimidating the boys. With 'Monsta' on her back and rear delts like those, I bet the gym is only one place where she swaggers around like she owns it. And Jennifer Guttierez leaves no doubt who the alpha in her gym is.

Enjoy!

Ts of the Day

I AM...

Today's selection of muscular beauties and their T-shirts is all about the first person...

left: FMS haven't been able to track down where this vest can be purchased (it's not a Powerhouse Gym product as far as we can see) but this unknown 'powerhouse' certainly seems to have the shoulders (and chest, and thighs) to back up her claim.

right: Shoulders again to the fore as Cindy Phillips lets us know she's not short of confidence. Obviously this image was from a few years ago, and although I doubt Cindy has lost any of her confidence, I don't think her shoulders look quite this good anymore. Last word we had on Cindy was last year when she competed in Physique. Rumours that her and her husband (doubt he's short of confidence either) were expecting twins popped up on the forums but are unconfirmed.

Michelle E. Russell

It's official! And as far as we know, Michelle only plans to get bigger. And bigger...

And before you ask...


Enjoy!

Muscle Beauty and the Baize of the Day

Cindy Phillips



Cindy's been playing for years and still no one has told her you are supposed to hit the white ball with the cue. Mind you, if she always plays in a state of undress like this, it's not so surprising. She could play with the cue the wrong way round and I wouldn't say a word. Not because I didn't want to, but because I'd have lost the power of speech.