Sunday Sizzler

The sizzle returns to your Sunday...

ERICA CORDIE... OR NOT?

This photo has caused a bit of chat this week. Posted on "dessert shop owner" Erica Cordie's Instagram with an invitation to "caption this shot for me", on the one hand, Hello Hot Beef (good name!) on Tumblr reckoned that "Amazonian Queen Erica Cordie has reclaimed her throne with a single photo", while on the other, on the forum whose first rule is... this: Are we sure it's her and not someone else?

OK, fella, are you paying attention?

What you do is go to Erica's Instagram and find the post. Then, you look at the comments and see that she has credited the "awesome" @gwburnsphotography. Click on that link and you go to his Instagram. Find the photo there - you don't have to scroll down very far - and you see this: "The incredible physique of @erica.cordie".

Unless he's lying too...



Erica probably wishes she hadn't asked for the caption. Suggestions range from the illiterate: Your fucking sexy pls can I sex you baby. To the illiterater: I wonder get laid with you, maybe you broke my d**k! (Thank the Lord he starred out the middle of the dick word. It would have been so rude otherwise). To the illiteratest: When you say you're going midevil on her ass... and she come out like this. (So that's why Midevil European history was always a bit of a struggle for me - I was spelling it wrong).

The life of a Female Bodybuilder...

Candids: Daydreams

FLEXING ALL AROUND?


Much as I love what is known as 'the candid', at the same time they do sometimes leave me feeling that I'm somehow missing out. I mean, take the images above as an example. Three different women showing off their guns. All of them in public places (I think - the left hand pic looks to me as though it's taken in some stately home). Now I'm out in public as much as the next guy. I NEVER see anything remotely as muscular and sexy as these women. I'm NEVER in the right place at the right time.

TRAFFIC FLEX


Now, as frustrating as a tailback can be (on top of everything else, it eats into valuable female muscle appreciation time) increasingly when I'm crawling along nose to tail I find myself scanning for female muscle much as I do when walking the streets. The lack of women like this just leads me to start daydreaming about women like this, if you see what I mean. If nothing else it helps pass the time!

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD FLEX AFTER YOUR MEAL


This vision is Isabella Oliveira. No prizes for guessing her country of origin. Or what I fancy for dessert. I suspect this kind of thing happens ALL THE TIME in Brazil. Well, it does in my daydreams, anyway.

PARTY FLEX


Granted, these aren't the biggest biceps you will ever see, but what these lovely ladies lack in size, they more than make up for with their sheer enthusiasm to show off the muscle they have got to anyone who's looking (and the many many more who will be looking very shortly). With the Christmas party season rapidly approaching, I'm dreaming of flexing beauties.

BIKER FLEX


Far-fetched as my daydreams might be, you never know. Since I grew up in Sturgis, South Dakota, I've always worked at the motorcycle rallies there and around the country and love all my biker buddies. I've always bartended and been a shot girl at the rallies as well as some local places that I've lived. I love when people come up to me at the rallies and pull out their cell phones and show me a picture of me and them at a rally back in like 2001 or something. So there are probably a few biker female muscle heads out there with cherished pictures of Erica Cordie.

As I said at the beginning, right place, right time.

Erica's 2014 calendar is available from her website. She promises, I will fit nice and snug in a stocking for someone!!! I bet she will.

Enjoy! And like the song says, don't stop believing...

Glamour of the Day

Muscle and Beauty

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so behold!


Marthe Sundby (left) and Diana Tinnelle (right)


Lisa Giesbrecht (left) and Erica Cordie (right)