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QUEEN OF QUADS



The Queen herself welcomes you to Rolling Thunder, 100 Thighs in 7 days.

There will be close-ups. There will be freakish vascularity and there will be quads in motion. There will be women whose very names - either real or assumed - suit their spectacular quad development to a tee. Every day we will shine the spotlight on one woman and her thunderous thighs, and finally, there will - of course - be Brazilians.

Prepare for QUADGASM!

(KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE) BRAZILIAN THIGHS



1. ROSY SILVA



Rosy won her state and regional championships this year, and finished fourth in Brazil. I imagine it wasn't in the Bodyfitness category, although having said that, different rules seem to apply down there. Check out her Instagram (for A Whole Lotta Rosie!) and this YouTube tribute for more. Rosy also has a YouTube channel, and there's some (not exactly HD) footage of her winning the North-east Brazilian title there.

CLOSE-UPs

JENAYA HOFER



The first of two Canadians in close-up today is Physique competitor Jenaya Hofer, who missed out on her pro card at the IFBB North Americans at the beginning of September by a single place when she finished 2nd in her class. Or did she? Her Instagram says she is a "Physique Pro", and that divine thigh certainly looks good enough to me. Either way, she got to hang out with Theresa Ivancik and class winner Delane Hart backstage at the North Americans - and in the process provided us fans with one of the more memorable (and muscle-packed) images of 2015 so far.

Check out her transformation since 2013 here and this interview with Jenaya before the Arnold Amateur earlier in the year. And fans of frenetic editing and pounding rock soundtracks might also appreciate this "Freak Fitness" (her sponsor) clip.

KRISSY RAINS



No such confusion on the status of Ontario's Physique athlete and Strongwoman Krissy Rains. After finishing 2nd to Eleonora Dobrinina at the Canadian Nationals (and not getting her pro card), Krissy went one better at the North Americans, winning her class and with it pro status for 2016. Krissy says her goal is to always be "Spreading positivity as thick as I would Nutella", which, combined with the above close-up of her gorgeously pumped thighs is giving me some rather naughty thoughts. Get your own when you visit her Instagram and Facebook pages, and you can check out her winning look at the North Americans in a Muscular Development contest gallery here.

QUADS IN MOTION

From that sort of "on-your-knees POV", our first pair of quadgasmic thighs in motion this week belong to one of FMS' favourite swoons, the very gorgeous Asha Hadley.

(KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE) BRAZILIAN THIGHS



2. ELAINE RANZATTO



As we've seen before on FMS, Brazilian women don't have to be "proper" competitive bodybuilders to have the kind of thighs that make your mouth water. And - as if it were necessary - Elaine Ranzatto's copiously muscled quadriceps provide yet more proof of that. Elaine is one of those mainstream media "showgirl" types à la Graceyanne Barbosa. She leads the carneval parade (see here and here), and has her own fitness business, Ranzatto Fitness - "Where every client is a Diva", apparently. Fill your boots with more of this blond Brazilian bombshell on her Instagram and YouTube channel, where you'll find those Brazilian-style clips of leg/glute workouts in abundance.

FAY SIMONE

Now if you imagine from the name these seriously sexy legs were another Brazilian pair - and that would be a reasonable guess all things considered - you would be way out because, I am proud to say, they're actually made of 100% prime BRITISH beef.



Fay, real name Fay Ellis, claimed both the USN Bodypower and the UKBFF North-west Physique titles this year, beating FMS fave Jackie Hague into second place on both occasions. I can't confirm whether Fay competed at the UKBFF British Championships last weekend, though if she did - and she was certainly qualified to do so - she didn't make the top 6. Perhaps she was "too muscular" for the judges*.

I'm excited about Fay. She has something of Andrulla about her I think - check out her Instagram and see if you agree. And one recent image of her back has been causing more than a few swoons in the world of female muscle fandom. More on Fay here soon.

*FMS will have news of the UKBFF British next week.

THIGHLIGHT

(The MYSTERY of) HAZEL PIAZZA



A profile of Hazel on wb270 was a hoax. There are complaints of an impostor sending emails claiming to be her. Fans complain of being de-friended by her on Facebook, just before her page disappeared altogether. Her(?) Twitter account has less action than an extinct volcano. There was a Bitcoin scam in her name, and rumours abound on the forums of a shady boyfriend who was the cause of her online vanishing act...



Whatever happened to Hazel Piazza?

Enjoy!

August Picture Post: Gym Bodz

Disgust? Intimidation? Arousal? What would your reaction be? (I know it is hard to believe but there are some who would be disgusted at the sight of a genuine female muscle beast at their gym. Or at least they would claim to be disgusted...)



Reasons why it is probably not a good idea to get competitive or try to impress her by lifting as much or more weight than she is: 1. Risk of serious injury. 2. She is hardly going to be impressed if you can only do half a rep with that weight, is she?



Arousal? Looks to me like Marthe Sundby is plenty aroused by the pump she's got going here. Training is my passion, she says. And she obviously means it.



Intimidation? Looking powerful, feeling powerful. And if you don't get your scrawny self off that machine and into a far corner of the gym tout de suite, Virginia is going to demonstrate how powerful she is by throwing you through the wall. Yikes!!!



Arousal? Muscles bulging in and out of revealing skin tight gym wear. Mouth-watering muscles, mouth-watering curves. Curves where lesser women don't even have bits. Superior women know what their muscle curvy bodies do to you. Aleesha knows. Kashma knows. Margie knows. One look and you're scurrying to the locker room.




Alpha. Gillian won't take that selfie till the last man/woman has been inimidated out of her space, until her ownership of the gym is absolute. Lisa, meanwhile, well, Lisa loves an audience, loves to have all eyes in the gym on her. Lisa loves a reaction, and judging from the position of the guy on the right's hands, she's getting one here.



Be warned. Your fascination for female muscle is limitless, but, as a man, multi-tasking is not your strong point. Attempting any kind of actual lifting while simultaneously checking her muscles out is going to be a fast track to injury and/or humiliation. Do not, under any circumstances, do as this Freitas-fixated fella is doing and attempt to press anything without giving it your full attention. Focus on ONE thing, dude!



Be warned. Tape it down! Seriously, if you know Shannon Peters trains in your gym (or you've found out where Shannon trains and made it your gym despite the fact it's a four-hour round trip) then you only have yourself to blame if everyone can see your mini Mars bar causing a commotion in your gym shorts. What did you think was going to happen? And now you are 'Stiffy Guy' to all at the gym. Including Shannon. Doh!

Enjoy!