Showing posts with label Kashma Maharaj. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kashma Maharaj. Show all posts

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

August Picture Post: Gym Bodz

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Disgust? Intimidation? Arousal? What would your reaction be? (I know it is hard to believe but there are some who would be disgusted at the sight of a genuine female muscle beast at their gym. Or at least they would claim to be disgusted...)

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Reasons why it is probably not a good idea to get competitive or try to impress her by lifting as much or more weight than she is: 1. Risk of serious injury. 2. She is hardly going to be impressed if you can only do half a rep with that weight, is she?

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Arousal? Looks to me like Marthe Sundby is plenty aroused by the pump she's got going here. Training is my passion, she says. And she obviously means it.

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Intimidation? Looking powerful, feeling powerful. And if you don't get your scrawny self off that machine and into a far corner of the gym tout de suite, Virginia is going to demonstrate how powerful she is by throwing you through the wall. Yikes!!!

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Arousal? Muscles bulging in and out of revealing skin tight gym wear. Mouth-watering muscles, mouth-watering curves. Curves where lesser women don't even have bits. Superior women know what their muscle curvy bodies do to you. Aleesha knows. Kashma knows. Margie knows. One look and you're scurrying to the locker room.

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Alpha. Gillian won't take that selfie till the last man/woman has been inimidated out of her space, until her ownership of the gym is absolute. Lisa, meanwhile, well, Lisa loves an audience, loves to have all eyes in the gym on her. Lisa loves a reaction, and judging from the position of the guy on the right's hands, she's getting one here.

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Be warned. Your fascination for female muscle is limitless, but, as a man, multi-tasking is not your strong point. Attempting any kind of actual lifting while simultaneously checking her muscles out is going to be a fast track to injury and/or humiliation. Do not, under any circumstances, do as this Freitas-fixated fella is doing and attempt to press anything without giving it your full attention. Focus on ONE thing, dude!

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Be warned. Tape it down! Seriously, if you know Shannon Peters trains in your gym (or you've found out where Shannon trains and made it your gym despite the fact it's a four-hour round trip) then you only have yourself to blame if everyone can see your mini Mars bar causing a commotion in your gym shorts. What did you think was going to happen? And now you are 'Stiffy Guy' to all at the gym. Including Shannon. Doh!

Enjoy!

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

100 Biceps: Day 4

Today's post is what they call "NSFW" by the time you reach the end, although to be honest I suppose how "safe for work" anything is depends very much on what exactly "work" is. What's "safe" for an Antarctic post master is, I imagine, very different from what's "safe" for an inner-city primary school teacher.

Anyway, time for some biceps in motion with a selection of my 10 favourite biceptual gifs from the utter genius that is ShirtRippers2.0 on Tumblr. Enjoy!

MARJA LEHTONEN
We gave Marja's bad boys a whole post of their own on Sunday, but included
her again because, well, more Marja is never a bad thing, is it?


TINA CHANDLER: 033, 034
"Which one do you prefer?" says Tina. "The left or the right?"
Well, I really couldn't say. Show me them again...


ELENA OANA HREAPCA: 035, 036
For my money, the most beautiful woman in the world. Is it just my imagination
or does she sniff it pre-flex? Bet it smells as good as it looks!


KASHMA MAHARAJ I: 037, 038
If you could guarantee a barely-covered Kashma would be on the dance floor tonight
I might be persuaded that my clubbing days were not over after all.


SIMONE OLIVEIRA: 039
Fully pumped. Not just her arm, either.
And not just the bits you can see I'll bet. 


VIRGINIA SANCHEZ: 040
What would you like to do to Virginia's massive peak?
(Or perhaps "on" Virginia's massive peak?!)


KASHMA MAHARAJ II
More Kashma. About to rip it all off and reveal her
rock hard body in all its glory. Or something.


KATKA KYPTOVA I: 041
Gosh! Three Katka's!!! And all of them arrogant as f**k!!!


ALEESHA YOUNG: 042
Yes, Aleesha, yes I would like to...


KATKA KYPTOVA II: 043
The NSFW bit. Obviously. Mainly because of where it is compelling
your favoured hand to go. Well, am I wrong?

See you tomorrow!

Monday, 5 May 2014

On the Beach...

...with Cyd & Kash

You have to admire the dedication. Even beside the seaside there's no relaxing for Cydney Gillon and her impressive shoulders. Thanks to Cyd's glute message, we don't have to complain that we don't know where this beach is. Go girl!
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Burying Kashma in the sand while she was having a doze seemed like a good idea at the time, just a bit of fun. But now she's finally dug herself out she's all pissed off. If that dude doesn't get away quick, he might find himself buried in the sand - head first.

Enjoy!

A few more of Cydney Gillon's beach workout here

Monday, 4 November 2013

Contest of the Day: Arnold Classic Europe

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Arnold Classic Europe
11th October, Madrid

Although it is ignored by US muscle websites such as Muscular Development and RxMuscle, for a lot of European fans, the Arnold Classic Europe Amateur competition is one of the most eagerly-anticipated of the year. This year, as with the IFBB Worlds as we reported yesterday, there were no weight classes in the Bodybuilding division, just one open class. Fifteen women lined up, thirteen Europeans, a Brazilian, and Kashma Maharaj, (4th place) competing for the British Virgin Islands.

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This year for FMS, the Arnold Amateur was all about the return of Britain's Lisa Cross. Readers will remember we devoted a whole week to our golden muscle girl in the run up to the contest, working ourselves up into quite a tizz at the thought of Lisa, bronzed and ripped, stepping onto a bodybuilding stage once more. Perhaps she was a little less lush than at her 2011 best, but even so she didn't disappoint. With her beautiful blond locks complementing her deep deep tan, Lisa exceeded our (ridiculously high) expectations. She was pure mouth-watering muscular sex appeal. And British too! As we reported late on the night of the contest (see Cross Is Back for Real), the judges gave her second place. Whatever. Lisa is back. And how!

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Little did we know that as we were going on about Lisa's return, another competitor was returning from her own 'break' from competition. Once we had had a little lie down after checking out Lisa's showing (courtesy of the ever-dependable TEAM-ANDRO website, who had the pictures up within hours), third place finisher Natalia Yariz of Russia most definitely caught our eye. A little bit of research later and we had her story. Perhaps the best way of describing this year's Arnold Amateur would be 'The All-Is-Forgiven Show'! Perhaps there's a Russian female muscle blog somewhere that devoted a week to the lovely Natalia in anticipation of her return to the stage after a two-year absence...

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Who doesn't like a routine that gets down (and dirty) on the stage floor?

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Lithuania's 4th place finisher at the Worlds, Elena Stasiukyniene, came fifth, rounding off a very satisfactory couple of months for her. And completing the top six was Brazil's Ana Claudia Pires who I swear looks like a different woman every time I see a new picture of her. Check out her gallery at Girls with Muscle, compare it with the image below, and see what you think.

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But despite the hype FMS tried to generate around Lisa, which I'm sure must have had some influence on the judges (!), the night ultimately belonged to Virginia Sanchez Macias, and even we, ardent Lisa fans that we are, couldn't begrudge 'La Tora' her victory.

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She may not have been the tallest competitor on the stage, but even to my Lisa-biased gaze, it was clear Virginia was a worthy winner. In her hometown, she was both the most muscular and the best-conditioned woman on the stage. And we really do like what she does with those super-sized lips while she's flexing.

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On her Facebook page on the night of October 11th, probably typing with one hand and still cuddling the trophy with the other, she wrote, Still getting used to the fact that I've won the Arnold... thanks to everyone who supports me and follows me on the internet from all over the world, it is a compliment, and helps me a lot as I try to improve every day, a kiss to all. So we all got a kiss from the winner. A kiss from those lips. Sweet.

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But wait! There's more.

It would be remiss of me not to mention the two Physique classes, not least because there were some seriously sexy women among the 28 contestants. Two of the most beautiful women in the world of female muscle, Mavi Gioia and newly-crowned IFBB World Bodybuilding champion Olga Belyakova both competed in the shorter class and came absolutely nowhere - a point which I feel necessitates illustration.

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Italian NABBA veteran and FMS fave Federica Ortu, much smoother than we've seen her on when competing in NABBA shows (as well as having a posing suit that covers a lot more of her rear than we're used to) came fifth, and the incredibly gorgeous Joanna Romano of Spain, who finished second, also grabbed our attention in the short class.

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But it was in the taller class that the real action was. Spanish stunner and runner-up, Cristina Arellano, unknown to me before this contest, is a woman who I promise to keep a very close eye on in the future. 'Caliente or what?' as they say in Madrid when the temperature soars. With her flowing jet black hair and (for me anyway) the best abs in her class, I think she's just devine.

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You can knock Physique if you like, say they're too small or something, and it's true these women may not look very big compared to their sisters in the Bodybuilding division, but winner Yeon Woo-ji would be plenty big if she came strutting along your street. And she's no plain Jane either. Wow.

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I did find, though, that while she looks sensational in these pictures, when I watched footage of her on stage, I was a bit underwhelmed. She seemed to be almost embarrassed to be there, rushing through poses. She may have been suffering from cramp for all I know. Apparently a worthy winner in the pictures, having seen video, I am a little surprised that she won.

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It was Maria Kuzmina (Russia, 4th) who for me was the one truly class act of the whole show. Maria was the overall NABBA Miss Universe in 2011 and 2012, and I doubt she will be ignored by Muscular Development or RxMuscle for very much longer. She looks (to me) like a pro already. A pro who could be a serious challenger in the biggest US shows, a serious challenger for the biggest titles in the sport.

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Maria oozes stage presence, and in fact won the final round. Her fourth place finish was probably down to her softer look in comparison to the top three, but hey, what do I know? Well, I know what I like and I really really like sourcing images of Maria Kuzmina to post here. I'll just roll my tongue back into my mouth, pick my jaw off the floor and start typing with both hands again...

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Many many many more pictures of the Bodybuilding and Physique contests available at TEAM-ANDRO. Video of all these magnificent creatures flexing their beautiful bodies are also there, so you can see if you agree how charismatic Maria is.

What are you waiting for?