100 Biceps: Day 7

Our last post of the week, taking us from bicep #061 all the way to bicep #100, is a cavalcade of the Best of British Female Muscle Bicep Beef, from the 1980s to the present day, with old favourites, famous names and (I hope) a few British Bicep Belles who will be new to you and will prompt you to do some further investigation.

Apologies to all the marvellous muscular women who haven't made the list, and especially to Ms "U", Sally Ure, who I really wanted to include (amazingly it's the ONLY missing letter) but I just couldn't find a usable image of her flexing her guns.

AN (ALMOST) A-Z OF BRITISH BICEPS

A is for...

Lesley-Ann Armstrong (061, 062) & Kate Austin (063)

B is for...

Hayley Brylewski (064)

C is for...
Rene Campbell (065), Carolyn Cheshire (066)


Christal Cornick (067) & Lisa Cross (068)

D is for...

Donna Hartley-Wass (069, 070)

E and F are for...

Emma Sue (071) & El Fegan (072)

G is for...

Gayle Moher (073) & Georgina McConnell (074, 075)

H is for...

Jackie Hague (076) & Rosie Harte (077)

I is for...

Silvana Imbrogno (078, 079)

J and K are for...

Jodie Marsh (080) & Kimberley-Anne Jones (081)

L is for...

Joanne Lee (082, 083)

M and N are for...

Sharon Madderson (084) & Lohani Noor (085, 086)

O is for...

Tammy Oldham (087)

P is for...

Paula Bircumshaw (088) & Bernie Price (089)

Q is for...

The Queen, Andrulla Blanchette (090, 091)

R is for...

Rochdale, home of Linda Gartside (092) & Ria Ward (093)

S and T are for...

Sarah Hallett (094) & Tamar Makar (095)

V and W are for...

Kizzy Vaines (096) & Wendy McCready (097)

X is for...

Xyleese Richards (098)

Y and Z are for...

Yo Lazarov (099) & Zara Crowe (100)

Enjoy!

100 Biceps: Day 2

021, 022


A week of biceps. How could we not include Marja Lehtonen?




I always liked her legs better than her biceps, commented one of readers the last time FMS paid tribute to those legs last August. Whether you agree with our reader or not, it is probably safe to say that you do agree that, along with her massive quads, her biceps were Marja's standout muscles. If there are better biceps in female bodybuilding, please post them so I can see them, as one forum member has put it.



Honestly, I've found it hard to think of many women in the same class as her in the bicep department. I came up with Christa Bauch and Klaudia Larson and then kind of ran out of ideas. Who would you have in the same "peak club" as Marja?




Whoever else you could name, and if I have offended you by forgetting your all-time bicep favourite, I apologise, but I think we can probably all agree that the biceps numbered 021 and 022 in this week's journey to 100 are, if not the best, certainly among the best we female muscle lovers have ever had the privilege of seeing.



Although just "seeing" isn't, of course, the full story for female muscle lovin' brethren. And there's something about Marja that makes even those of us who are more than a little coy about these things divulge the kind of information about their Marja-loving activities that is normally the exclusive domain of a certain Mr JL El Mariachi.




Marja is by far one of my favourite ladies to jerk off to, says one of our readers in a typically open and frank comment on blogs and forum posts about her. And when Marja makes us open up, mention of her biceps never seems to be far away. One female muscle lover's admission that I would sooooo love to kiss and lick and suck her biceps sums up my feelings, and probably does so for a lot of Marja's admirers.




It has occurred to me though, and not only me, that Marja's massive peaked beauties were simply so freakish that they unbalanced her whole physique and were therefore responsible for her lack of victories as a pro. However, and even though she was probably quite frustrated by her pro career, and probably did deserve better, I think we can be confident that her one-of-a-kind (well, two-of-a-kind really) biceps will ensure she will be remembered by fans long after her contemporaries with more first-place trophies have been forgotten. A thousand years from now, muscle fans will still jerk off to Marja, one reader who responded to last August's FMS tribute put it.



Enjoy!