Showing posts with label Marja Lehtonen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marja Lehtonen. Show all posts

Saturday, 21 June 2014

Three Heads Are Better Than Two

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Sir,

Your blog,
Female Muscle Slave, has many commendable qualities. However, we are writing to bring to your attention the obvious and repeated bias it has shown in favour of our antagonists. This bias, one might even call it a prejudice, has been inherent within the blog from its earliest days, but has, in recent months, become so pronounced we have felt compelled to demand you restore some semblance of balance.

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We are, of course, referring to your tireless glorification of the biceps brachii, muscles that are, in every way, inferior and far less important than we, the triceps brachii, are. Not only do we have one more head each than our overrated opposition, but we are also, on average, twice as large.

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It is indisputable that we, not they, are the Daddies of the upper arm. Furthermore, we are considerably more useful. Yet your blog continually and consistently behaves as though we were not there at all.


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At the time of writing, Female Muscle Slave has 156 posts which are tagged "Biceps", and, as far as we can see, not one tagged with our name. Yet many, in fact, ALL of the women so lauded by your authors for their arm development are, quite plainly, 66% tri, and only 33% bi.

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Unless you take immediate action to begin to redress this preposterous imbalance, the only reasonable conclusion one may draw is that Female Muscle Slave is an institution rampant with anti-tricep sentiment.

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A blog, yes, we will say it, rife with tricepophobic prejudice.


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To help you begin the process of rectifying this sorry state of affairs, and as a sign of good faith that Female Muscle Slave will do the right thing, we have, along with a suggested title for the piece, attached a selection of our best images in order to facilitate your prompt action on this matter.

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Should you require further examples, please do not hesitate to contact us.

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We look forward to reading your first ever post tagged "Triceps".

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Yours sincerely,

T. Rice & P. Brachii

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

100 Biceps: Day 4

Today's post is what they call "NSFW" by the time you reach the end, although to be honest I suppose how "safe for work" anything is depends very much on what exactly "work" is. What's "safe" for an Antarctic post master is, I imagine, very different from what's "safe" for an inner-city primary school teacher.

Anyway, time for some biceps in motion with a selection of my 10 favourite biceptual gifs from the utter genius that is ShirtRippers2.0 on Tumblr. Enjoy!

MARJA LEHTONEN
We gave Marja's bad boys a whole post of their own on Sunday, but included
her again because, well, more Marja is never a bad thing, is it?


TINA CHANDLER: 033, 034
"Which one do you prefer?" says Tina. "The left or the right?"
Well, I really couldn't say. Show me them again...


ELENA OANA HREAPCA: 035, 036
For my money, the most beautiful woman in the world. Is it just my imagination
or does she sniff it pre-flex? Bet it smells as good as it looks!


KASHMA MAHARAJ I: 037, 038
If you could guarantee a barely-covered Kashma would be on the dance floor tonight
I might be persuaded that my clubbing days were not over after all.


SIMONE OLIVEIRA: 039
Fully pumped. Not just her arm, either.
And not just the bits you can see I'll bet. 


VIRGINIA SANCHEZ: 040
What would you like to do to Virginia's massive peak?
(Or perhaps "on" Virginia's massive peak?!)


KASHMA MAHARAJ II
More Kashma. About to rip it all off and reveal her
rock hard body in all its glory. Or something.


KATKA KYPTOVA I: 041
Gosh! Three Katka's!!! And all of them arrogant as f**k!!!


ALEESHA YOUNG: 042
Yes, Aleesha, yes I would like to...


KATKA KYPTOVA II: 043
The NSFW bit. Obviously. Mainly because of where it is compelling
your favoured hand to go. Well, am I wrong?

See you tomorrow!

Sunday, 15 June 2014

100 Biceps: Day 2

021, 022
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A week of biceps. How could we not include Marja Lehtonen?

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I always liked her legs better than her biceps, commented one of readers the last time FMS paid tribute to those legs last August. Whether you agree with our reader or not, it is probably safe to say that you do agree that, along with her massive quads, her biceps were Marja's standout muscles. If there are better biceps in female bodybuilding, please post them so I can see them, as one forum member has put it.

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Honestly, I've found it hard to think of many women in the same class as her in the bicep department. I came up with Christa Bauch and Klaudia Larson and then kind of ran out of ideas. Who would you have in the same "peak club" as Marja?

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Whoever else you could name, and if I have offended you by forgetting your all-time bicep favourite, I apologise, but I think we can probably all agree that the biceps numbered 021 and 022 in this week's journey to 100 are, if not the best, certainly among the best we female muscle lovers have ever had the privilege of seeing.

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Although just "seeing" isn't, of course, the full story for female muscle lovin' brethren. And there's something about Marja that makes even those of us who are more than a little coy about these things divulge the kind of information about their Marja-loving activities that is normally the exclusive domain of a certain Mr JL El Mariachi.

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Marja is by far one of my favourite ladies to jerk off to, says one of our readers in a typically open and frank comment on blogs and forum posts about her. And when Marja makes us open up, mention of her biceps never seems to be far away. One female muscle lover's admission that I would sooooo love to kiss and lick and suck her biceps sums up my feelings, and probably does so for a lot of Marja's admirers.

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It has occurred to me though, and not only me, that Marja's massive peaked beauties were simply so freakish that they unbalanced her whole physique and were therefore responsible for her lack of victories as a pro. However, and even though she was probably quite frustrated by her pro career, and probably did deserve better, I think we can be confident that her one-of-a-kind (well, two-of-a-kind really) biceps will ensure she will be remembered by fans long after her contemporaries with more first-place trophies have been forgotten. A thousand years from now, muscle fans will still jerk off to Marja, one reader who responded to last August's FMS tribute put it.

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Enjoy!

Sunday, 27 April 2014

The Look of Love: Mirror Mirror

Yesterday's musings about how it feels to be the hottest, most lusted after physique competitor in the world and then going up on stage and showing it all off while your fans are going wild... Well, it's had me thinking all sorts of things about the FBB and their body image. Or to put it another way, I've been delving in the FMS archives for images of musclelicious self-admiration. FBBs looking at themselves, looking at their own beautiful muscles, with what can only be described as "The Look of Love".

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It's easy to imagine that Marja is thinking what a stone cold alpha muscle goddess she is. She's saying to herself, It's so sexy that my bicep is as big as my head. She's perhaps wondering if she should maybe tone it down a shade or two on the tan next time, but that all in all, she's feeling somewhat enamoured of her own amazing body.

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And it's also easy to imagine Joanna getting all turned on by her own reflection. After all, it's a very arousing reflection, so naturally I'd assume she's arousing herself by looking at it. Joanna's clearly taking her time drinking it all in. Each muscle flexed and appreciated in turn until she can't bear it anymore and just rips off her top and starts to hit most muscular and abs and thigh poses till she collapses, panting for breath.

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FBBs are always looking at themselves in the mirror. I reckon Denise Rodrigues likes what she sees when she looks in the mirror at the gym. Nathalie Foreau isn't about to miss an opportunity to check out how cut and sexy she is when there's a mirror in the lift. Denise has barely got in the door and she's ripping off her clothes and flexing in front of one of her (many many) mirrors. And meanwhile back at the gym, they've switched off most of the lights and shut up the office, but none of the weary staff are about to ask Eva Lagerhorn Blum if she'd like to call it a night on the mirror posing.

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Obviously, my imaginings are my own fantasy of what a muscle woman sees and feels when she flexes for herself in the mirror. I was curious to see if there was anything out there written by the women themselves. In time-honoured research tradition here at FMS, I typed a few words into Google. And I found this on Tumblr...

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I love my sport. But with it comes a negative side. Just like anything. The distortion you get of your own body is crazy. Please know that when I say I feel like a fat cow I’m serious. I mean it for myself and myself only. I have no expectations on anyone else and how they look. Being insanely lean and depleted of all water is very unhealthy and I realize that. However, the image that sticks in a competitors head is that day or two before the show. I realize that I’m not fat on anyone else’s terms. But for me and the way I see myself I feel like a size 16 when in reality I’m a 4.

Clearly my imaginings were not 100% on the nail. But, hey, it's not ALL bad news. Granted, it is a bit of a shame that this particular NPC competitor can suffer from the kind of insecurities about body image that can afflict anyone, but on the other hand, she does imply that around contest time she is going to be lovin' her muscular body in the mirror all over again. And thankfully, most of the mirror-posing photo shoots Swell found in the FMS archive just happened to have been taken with the women getting into, in, or post-contest shape, so we can all just go back to the fantasy.

With added definition!

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Figure turned pro physique competitor Cydney Gillon admires herself - her contest-ready self - backstage during her amateur days. Perhaps she is thinking what sensational genetics she has been blessed with, that she has the potential to be really big, big like Lenda. Or perhaps she is just thinking that with this much muscle already she had better start planning for a career in the physique division now. She might be wishing that the NPC would allow her to pose in a thong, that it's a damn shame all that work she has put into getting her glutes so very tight isn't going to be fully appreciated by the judges or the crowd. But I think she's looking at her baseball biceps. I think she's loving how they peak when she twists her wrists inwards. I think she's been there twisting those wrists back and forth for a while, hypnotised by her own strong body, utterly lost in admiration of her own hard, pumped muscles...

Oooof! Got a bit lost myself there.

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And if I start imagining what a glistening, rippling, and self-admiring Nicole Ball (and when she was still a bodybuilder to boot!) is thinking about here, then I may get myself so lost I may never be able to find my way back to reality again. So you will have to imagine this one for yourselves. I'm sure, dear reader, you are more than capable.

Enjoy!