Showing posts with label Simone Oliveira. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Simone Oliveira. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 May 2017

Never Better: Simone Oliveira - Toronto 2014

SIMONE OLIVEIRA
Winner, 2014 Toronto Pro

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I wasn't (more's the pity) there or anything, and I don't have the eye-witness testimony of anyone who was, either, but I can't help thinking that when Simone Oliviera stepped - or perhaps "thundered" would be a better word - onto the stage for prejudging at the Toronto Pro three years ago, there were more than a few gasps. I imagine she might well have persuaded a few gentlemen who had perhaps come to the show for the other female divisions to make damn sure they weren't going to miss her routine that evening, and most of all I imagine more than a few female muscle heads who were there specifically to see the Female Bodybuilding line-up having to remain seated until the auditorium was almost empty before they scuttled back to their accommodation for a change of underwear before the evening show commenced.

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You wouldn't necessarily have expected Simone to cause such a stir. In a line-up that included Lisa Giesbrecht, who had won in Toronto in 2012; the massive international presence of Christine Envall and Virginia Sanchez; and exciting new pros Margie Martin and Alana Shipp, Simone wouldn't have been among the favourites if judged on past form, which suggested she wouldn't have the class, even if she did have the size, to win her first IFBB pro title at her very first attempt.

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Simone's previous best: Brazilian champion (left) and 5th at the Arnold Classic Europe in 2011

She'd first come to the attention of fans back in 2011 when she'd won the Brazilian title and then gone on to finish 5th at the Arnold Classic Europe. The following year, however, she'd been bigger, but not better. Her conditioning was poor, and she'd finished way down in 10th. So it had been nearly two years since she'd competed, but on the other hand she was now being coached by Anne Freitas' (now) husband, and Anne had just won in Omaha, breaking the glass ceiling for Brazilian FBBs in the US...

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The scorecard reveals judging in the first round was close, with the super-shredded (but considerably smaller) Alana Shipp just one point behind Simone at the halfway stage. Simone was a unanimous winner in the second round though, leaving her with half as many points as her closest rival (that's good in case you didn't know). She had delivered a routine for the ages. One we've featured before here on FMS. One of the best posing videos I've seen (and I've seen plenty), reckons the reader who requested we feature Simone's performance on the blog. Anyone who thinks that female bodybuilders aren't sexual needs to take a long, hard look at Simone on stage.



I doubt you, dear reader, fall into the "thinks-FBBs-aren't-sexual" category, but I'm sure you were up for the long, hard look. Personally, I've watched Simone's performance here over and over again, and I have to say that the question that keeps popping into my head is: "How on earth does that posing suit stay on?!"

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Simone went - with Anne - to the last ever Ms Olympia. She finished down in 13th, her conditioning (and posing suits) no match for the package she had brought to Toronto, and no match for the best of the best. She is rumoured to have stopped competing for health reasons, she is rumoured to have stopped competing at the request of her new husband. The truth may be that both (or neither) of these explanations are correct, but what we do know is that she has dropped off our collective radar completely.

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She shone all too briefly, and not always very brightly. But in Toronto on the weekend of 31st May-1st June 2014, Simone Oliveira shone brighter than the majority of FBBs ever have or ever will. Inesquecível! as they (probably) say in São Paulo.

Monday, 27 June 2016

Reader Request: Simone, Toronto 2014

I'm always asking for suggestions, for help putting this blog together, and lately there's been a terrifc response. You know we are rapidly approaching the 3m page views mark here, and maybe that's small potatoes to some, but it's a milestone nonetheless, and I couldn't have done it without you and all that. I keep doing this because people get in touch and say nice things like "been catching up on the blog - fantastic posts as usual".

How could I refuse a request after that?

Anyway, the posts said complimentary reader had been catching up on were the recent week of Size Matters posts, and last week's tributes to the muscle women of Canada. And that combination made him think of... a Brazilian?!

Thinking of size queens, I always think of the Brazilians, he explained, so this came to mind. It combines size and Canada.

Well, it certainly has size. And I suppose, yes, it took place in Canada...

One of the best posing videos I've seen (and I've seen plenty), he says. Anyone who thinks that female bodybuilders aren't sexual needs to take a long, hard look at Simone on stage.

Well, we're probably preaching to the converted here, but let's do that, shall we?



Thanks to AW for this (and other) suggestions.

Clip by and taken from the mighty watatiwatatio's YouTube channel.

Now, what's your "best ever" contest posing video?

Suggestions please! 6ft1swell@gmail.com

And thank you, again, for reading.

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

100 Biceps: Day 4

Today's post is what they call "NSFW" by the time you reach the end, although to be honest I suppose how "safe for work" anything is depends very much on what exactly "work" is. What's "safe" for an Antarctic post master is, I imagine, very different from what's "safe" for an inner-city primary school teacher.

Anyway, time for some biceps in motion with a selection of my 10 favourite biceptual gifs from the utter genius that is ShirtRippers2.0 on Tumblr. Enjoy!

MARJA LEHTONEN
We gave Marja's bad boys a whole post of their own on Sunday, but included
her again because, well, more Marja is never a bad thing, is it?


TINA CHANDLER: 033, 034
"Which one do you prefer?" says Tina. "The left or the right?"
Well, I really couldn't say. Show me them again...


ELENA OANA HREAPCA: 035, 036
For my money, the most beautiful woman in the world. Is it just my imagination
or does she sniff it pre-flex? Bet it smells as good as it looks!


KASHMA MAHARAJ I: 037, 038
If you could guarantee a barely-covered Kashma would be on the dance floor tonight
I might be persuaded that my clubbing days were not over after all.


SIMONE OLIVEIRA: 039
Fully pumped. Not just her arm, either.
And not just the bits you can see I'll bet. 


VIRGINIA SANCHEZ: 040
What would you like to do to Virginia's massive peak?
(Or perhaps "on" Virginia's massive peak?!)


KASHMA MAHARAJ II
More Kashma. About to rip it all off and reveal her
rock hard body in all its glory. Or something.


KATKA KYPTOVA I: 041
Gosh! Three Katka's!!! And all of them arrogant as f**k!!!


ALEESHA YOUNG: 042
Yes, Aleesha, yes I would like to...


KATKA KYPTOVA II: 043
The NSFW bit. Obviously. Mainly because of where it is compelling
your favoured hand to go. Well, am I wrong?

See you tomorrow!

Friday, 6 June 2014

What We Have Been Thinking about When We Have Been Thinking about the Toronto Pro


1 - THE WOMAN WHO WE THOUGHT SHOULD WIN WON

For once, the general consensus among the female muscle lovin' brethren actually agreed with the judges decision. And that is not something you get to say every day. As one forum poster put it, This is the first bodybuilding contest I can remember where the woman who was deserving of first place was actually rewarded with it.

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Your winner. Their winner. THE WINNER: Simone Oliveira


2 - COLETTE NELSON: HOW DO I FEEL?

The great and much-loved Colette returned to the stage after four long years. Not, unfortunately, as a bodybuilder, but if we have to take Colette in the physique division or not at all, we'll take her in physique every time. Just awesome to see Colette Nelson back, said one forum poster. Hopefully it'll inspire Gina Davis, Jody May, Jennifer McVicar and Nicole Ball to make comebacks too! Amen to that.

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Back and beautiful: Colette Nelson


3 - ENVALL'S LAT MEAT

Although Simone had by far the best package overall, FBB legend Christine Envall proved she has still got it in the back department. So wide. So bloody THICK!!!

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A well-deserved top 6 finish for "Big Chris"


4 - NEW SHIPP ON THE DOCK

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Just as Juanita Blaino had done in Chicago last year, Alana Shipp finished runner-up in her first ever pro show. And, as with the winner, there were no complaints from the fans about who the judges awarded second prize to. Great legs, razor-sharp definition, and a wonderfully-balanced overall shape, Alana has probably already done enough to ensure she will feature at the 2014 Ms Olympia.

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Having a blast backstage, Alana said on her Facebook page during the show (with Orlandina Balan and Margie Martin). Looks like a lot of fun there, doesn't it?

Which kind of segues into...


5 - HOW HOT IS MARGIE MARTIN?

I seem to be going through a bit of an Afro-American muscle goddesses phase. Musclemaria, featured in Ts of the Day a week or so ago would definitely be one, and then, of course, there's the divine Juanita Blaino again... Anyway, Margie, also making her pro debut, is definitely also doing it for me. How hot? Is "Vesuvial" a word? Definition: (adj.) hot like Vesuvius. It isn't a word, you say? Well, it is now.

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The Vesuvial Margie Martin takes 4th on her pro debut


6 - NOT SURE ABOUT... Part I

A) What happened to Roxanne Edwards? She appeared at the pre-judging, but on the final scorecards her number (70) was left blank. B) Virginia Sanchez's new hairdo, white posing suit and lack of tanning. Consensus seems to be that Spain's biggest was somewhat fortunate to get 3rd place while not at her best.

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Where did Roxanne's name and Virginia's tan go?


7 - MINDI O'BRIEN OUTMUSCLES THE FIELD

She of the legendary "fitness" biceps returned to competition at Toronto last year and finished 3rd in the Physique class. She followed that up with a string of top 4 finishes at other shows, but came in a disappointing 15th at the Olympia. Good to see her back again (airborne, see #8) and winning! PINCH ME!!! said Mindi on her Facebook. What an incredible weekend. Winning is the most incredible feeling in the world!

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Both Mindi and her hubby (Masters Physique) left with the winner's trophy


8 - SHE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE...

No surprise that a former fitness champ like Mindi O'Brien should pull a move or two out of the bag for the finals - even going completely airborne at one stage, but great to see other physique competitors also showing off their fantastic gymnastic abilities during their routines, not least Swell crush Jill Rudison, who finished 4th.

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Mindi and Jill's marvellous moves. More of this please!


9 - NOT SURE ABOUT... Part II

If Fabi had begun life in physique we'd all be saying, "Wow! Look at her! Beautiful, sexy, and so much potential for packing on some serious muscle. She should switch to bodybuilding..." I hate to be negative, and quite honestly, if I don't think about who I'm looking at and just focus on how she looks now, Fabi does look great. The problem is I just can't forget how magnificent (and massive) her muscles once were.

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Fabiola Boulanger, then (2010) and now


10 - SIMONINHA'S GOLD POSING SUIT

It's not called a "modesty suit". It's a posing suit, a suit to pose in. Back in the day they were barely there, now the tops are, for me, unnecessarily large and cover far too much. So it was wonderful to see Simoninha's gold number struggling to contain her, and the view from the rear was all the more espetacular for the lack of fabric hindering the spectator's enjoyment of her big and sexy Brazilian muscles.

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It's a shame she changed her suit for the finals!


This is, of course, by no means a comprehensive survey of the shows, just a few of the things that have made an impression on FMS. For more coverage you can visit FTVideo for Gene X. Hwang's peerless photography, or the galleries at Muscular Development and RxMuscle, who also have an interview with Simoninha that contains a bit of on stage footage of her, and that is definitely worth 5 minutes of your time.

Enjoy!