A Passionate Man

SWELL DIGS... IMPLANTS and MUSCLES


Everything I want. Everything I dream about.

No, this is not me coming out on the side of the "enhanced" in the eternal chest debate, but rather the title of, in my opinion at least, one of the very few female muscle focused blogs on Tumblr actually worth following. I love women with implants, I love women with muscles, explains its author. I love women with implants and muscles.


Christi [Wolf], the first real bimbo-FBB. Glammed up, big hair, drag queen make-up, stripper heels and slutty clothes, but then big hard muscles and big fake tits. That WPW spread from 84,365,423 years ago — game changer.

Your average FBB fan Tumblr is hardly worth the storage space it takes up. Same old photos, reblogged over and over with the same old comments, if indeed there is any comment at all. I may not like everything Implants and Muscles posts, and I may not agree with everything he says, but at least he says it in a unique, original voice. He's thought-provoking, he's entertaining. At least he says something different.


So much ass muscle. Clydesdale of a woman.

I appreciate and admire his (more often than not brutal) honesty. I appreciate and respect his knowledge of Female Bodybuilders past and present. And I appreciate his humour - he's the only female muscle blogger who's made me actually laugh out loud. But above all, (and, despite the title, this is not exclusively reserved for the enhanced muscular woman) I recognise his burning, uncontrollable passion for female muscle.


If you were mine and I was around you all the time, I’d permanently be hard. I could never not be hard when you’re around. You could test it whenever you wanted. We could be out walking around and all you’d have to do is rub your hand down there and I guarantee you’d feel a lead pipe in there with your name on it. Is that what you want? Is that something you desire? Do you want your man’s cock to be constantly rock hard for you, throbbing for you? Do you want your man to be edging for you 24 hours a day because that’s what I offer. I’d live for you. All the blood would go to my cock, but if you were mine I know I’d never die cos I’d already be in heaven.

This passion manifests itself in gushing, heartfelt professions of undying love like that for Isabelle Turell above, but also a very real cam addiction. 30 minutes and $300 later... now my balls feel almost as empty as my heart, he confessed on February 5th. And then, just a few days ago, another howl of anguish after the pleasure. And now another $100... Why do I spend money on it when I can get off for free. Fuk!


Just look at how well her body responded to the drugs. Look at how buff they made her. It’s incredible. She, herself looks amazed. You know how hard it is to develop pecs like that!

I know full well the pleasure, and pain, of such splurging. And the short answer to his "Why do I do it?" question is that it really isn't quite like anything else. The high is very addictive, but for me, in the end, the self-loathing won out - not long before I started on this blog, probably not coincidentally. Perhaps Implants and Muscles needs another outlet for his talents to let go of that particular habit? Worked for me!


At the gym. Look over and see this woman taking a selfie of her injection points on her arm. Cock grows right out of your shorts and exceeds your typical length by several inches. You start spewing cum like a fire hose. You’ve found your soulmate.

Perhaps he just needs to find his?

As well as the "injection points"(!), she'll need a sense of humour...


"Hey! My eyes are up here! Hey-I’m talking to you! Hello? (Ergh!) Why do you always do this? Why must you always stare at my crotch, huh? I mean, even when we’re in public, I look over and you’re staring directly at my fucking crotch. I admit, at first it was kind of sexy—you had never seen a cock get this big and you would just go to town on me for hours, but now I think you’re seriously obsessed with my dick, like you have an actual problem and it’s not funny anymore! It’s like you don’t even want me anymore, you just want my penis."

Implants and Muscles on Tumblr

The Pantheon

Who's Your Favourite Female Bodybuilder?

Your Top 10?

List Your Top 5 All-time FBBs

It didn't take me long to find three threads on the forum whose first rule is...

We love asking each other these kinds of questions. In the last few weeks alone I have personally been asked by email or in a chat room to list my "all-time top 5", say which FBB I would most like to have live next door to me/have a date with/marry, and even who is my all-time favourite "ugly FBB" (seriously, you want to talk about that?!).

I generally avoid answering the question.

But once upon a time, not that long before I started FMS, I did, in a notebook make a kind of list of my personal favourites, and in the years since I have kept that page and added or (much less often) taken names off. However, I've never changed the title:

THE PANTHEON

And I chose it because back in Ancient Greece and Rome, a pantheon was the name given to a temple that was not dedicated to one god, but all of them, collectively.

On this page of my notebook I would write only the names of the greatest muscle goddesses. The "untouchable", those for whom my attraction/affection/admiration or whatever had never waned and, as far as I could tell anyway, would never wane.

And just as the gods of the Greeks and the Romans had a hierarchy, so did mine.

At the top, the two names I type when asked for my "all-time favourite". The most untouchable deities of all, as thrilling for me to revisit now as at first swoon.

DENISE HOSHOR and GINA DAVIS



They are hardly uncommon choices as fans' #1 and I would guess one or the other would feature in most heads' thinking if pressed to compile an all-time 5/10/20 list, even if they didn't ultimately make it on there. The popularity of Denise's WPW and Ray Martin work is well-documented (I believe one of her WPW videos is their all-time best seller, or at least was a few years ago). Part of Gina's appeal - it seems to me - lies in the fact that she wasn't actually around and competing for very long and so left us wanting more, and the other significant part of it is staring you in the face above and below.



Why these two?

Something about their combination of beauty plus massive muscle is what I've always said to others (and to myself), but I am less convinced about that now because I could list 60 or more women who combine or combined exactly that off the top of my head right now. I think it's more to do with the moment I discovered them. Kind of "religious" experiences they were, I can recall the when and the where even today (and I first saw Denise around 20 years ago now) and, crucially, the ecstatic rush.

I have never even been close to adding another name to The Pantheon's top level.

And neither, though I have been tempted, have I altered the names on the next - not nearly so "untouchable" but like D&G still pretty damn effing untouchable - level.

ANJA LANGER and ZUZANNA KORINKOVA



Anja was my first really big female muscle love - the Muscle & Fitness covergirl of my first ever magazine purchase. Zuzana I also saw for the first time on a page and though I can't remember the magazine I remember the Zuzana pictorial very well. I guess the Anja of that late 1980s Muscle & Fitness will always be my favourite Anja, but it was the beefier, bulging Zuzana that I discovered on the webpages of WPW years after I'd first seen her in print that has kept her name in the highest reaches of The Pantheon.



THE 3rd LEVEL



The Pantheon has four levels in all, but after the exclusive, rarefied atmosphere of these uppermost two, it suddenly starts to get a lot more crowded. Seven goddesses reside on the third level, and this group has often seen revisions such as the most recent, the casting out of Denise Rutkowski (I'm sorry but every time I see her now I see that mugshot in my mind and it's a huge turn off) and, less recently I would think, the addition of Dena Westerfield, Colette Nelson, and Heather Policky.



And there are those who were there from the beginning: Natalia Murnikoviene, Melissa Coates (before it all went a bit Pete Tong, obviously), Dorothy Herndon - my next big muscle love after Anja, again the result of seeing her on the cover of a magazine - and Sharon Bruneau (another very common "all-time" choice).



LEVEL 4

Five women, at least two of them probably overdue a promotion!



The beautiful Sophie Duquette - her Awefilms work in particular still makes the Earth move under my feet... and Michelle Andrea, who I think was the first FBB I ever saw photographed au naturel - quite a moment in my female muscle lovin' life.



Marja...



And finally, Michelle Neil (who, like Gina, left us - or at least me - wishing she had stayed a little longer), and the vast expanses of Paula Suzuki's epic physique - enjoyed best from the rear unless she's doing an abs and thigh pose (in my opinion).

Door closed. That's all of them.

There's no Alina, no Oana, no Yaxeni, no Helle, no Margie for good reason - they're still at it, more or less. My Pantheon, my rules, and the most important is that you don't get in until you finish. Yes, I know, Dena hasn't exactly finished, but I thought she had so she got in then got promoted and I am not going to show her the door because she's given me the added bonus of being able to enjoy her cam shows again. In general the rule is that only applications from the "inactive" (by my definition) will be considered.

Nor are there the kind of Hall of Fame names like Cory or Lenda, nor (perhaps Paula Suzuki is the exception) are there any of the really big beasts (Collette with two Ls and that other thing between her legs, Renee Toney etc.). All great, don't get me wrong, but I can come and go on these women. The 16 above all once came into that special place in my female muscle lovin' heart, and, years and years later, are still there.

Don't you dare start making your own Pantheon now - get busy with that other list.

16 HOT and HARD 100 VOTING DAYS LEFT

Pits of Plenty

FMS is always looking for new ways to celebrate muscle women in all their unique glory, and pictures of third place Jeannie Feldman at the very recent Karina Nascimento Pro has rekindled the flame of an idea that was first put forward at an FMS conflab some time ago, but has never made it onto the blog. Until now, that is.

Yes, my friends - and in case you weren't paying attention the clue to today's admittedly niche exploration of the muscular female body is in the title - FMS' sthenolagnia has taken what you might call a somewhat maschalagniacal turn!



Pits.

Or rather, the muscular woman's lack of them in the conventional sense.

Take Hot and Hard 100 #11 Diana Schnaidt. Where is her armpit exactly?



As far as I can see she doesn't really have one.

What she does have though is better. MUCH better. A confluence, if you will, of muscle. A glorious meeting - perhaps meating? - of bicep, delt, lat and pec.

Not so much an armpit as a muscle pit.

So, from old school to new to FMS.

From JMEGs (Just Muscular Enough Girls) to the biggest big beasts of them all...

And if they haven't waxed in there for a little while, who cares?

Biceps! Sweat! Abs & Thigh!

FMS presents PITS of PLENTY...























































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