Monday, 26 September 2011

Meine Top 5 Deutsch Muskel Mädchen: 4th

4: Merle Mohr

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She may not be the biggest, the most successful or the most high-profile of Germany's muscle maidens, but Merle Mohr makes number 4 in my list nonetheless. It is my list, after all, and I think Merle is a total sex bomb!

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Her beautiful muscle-packed body aside, I'm a sucker for her frizzy dark hair, stunning blue eyes and her sexy pec tattoo and lip piercing.

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I wanna be her dog!

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And depite the fact that Merle's body is still in development, she certainly looks like she wants to be really really massive if her training pics and clips are anything to go by. Check out her pecs in these clips. Muscle, the whole muscle, and nothing but the muscle! Hot hot hot.





I, for one, will be following her future development extremely closely, although not quite as closely as I do in my dreams...

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You too can follow Merle on her youtube channel, her myspace page, or her bodyspace page.

The countdown continues tomorrow...

Viel Spaß!

Sunday, 25 September 2011

Meine Top 5 Deutsch Muskel Mädchen

Hallo deutsche Leser! I've been receiving more hits from your country than any other non-English-speaking one and I wanted to say a big Danke fürs Lesen to you with an all-week countdown of my Top 5 ladies from Germany.

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First...

5: Sabine Wick
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Sabine is a sentimental choice for me, as she starred in the first female bodybuilding video I ever purchased: Women's Muscle Power 1. I spent hours on end ogling her divine body as she worked out, pumping up her delicious off-season muscles. As she posed, I would pause the tape and advance frame by frame, working myself into a right royal frenzy of excitement.
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Back then I was a typically horny teenager (with an atypical taste in women) and there were moments on the tape where I might have worn it out where she worked her chest or flexed her incredible bicep peaks.
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And her outfit was a big turn-on too. Every time she flexed her back I got an eye-full of her amazing glutes! In the days before the internet, what more could a boy want?
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But unfortunately Sabine never seemed to feature much in the magazines I got, so she pretty much fell off my radar. I kept the tape for ages - much longer than I kept a VCR! So was it goodbye to Sabine?
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To my delight, no! Many years later, I found her on youtube. At first, I wasn't convinced it was her as the contrast with her off-season shape from the video was so marked. Best of all, this routine includes her famous 'moon pose'. Her hamstrings and glutes are so freakishly defined it would have been rude for her not to do this pose! Who the hell is responsible for outlawing it? I think a female-muscle-fan posse needs to find out who and have themselves a lynching!



Why outlaw such a thing of beauty as this?

Viel Spaß!

Number 4 tomorrow...

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Muscle in London

I'd downgraded my femuscle radar alert status to 'forlorn' as the miserable excuse for a summer this year in London had turned to a chilly September. But even on low alert the radar didn't fail me as I came out of Shepherd's Bush tube yesterday afternoon to the sight of a pair of magnificent muscular calves.

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As always, 'the madness' descended and I sneakily shot some video of her. At first, she was on the phone with a coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other so she would keep stopping to put the coffee down.

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But despite this, once again, my sneaky video skills have been found wanting - I just don't seem to be able to keep the damn thing steady! Partly, I guess, that's lack of practice at this kind of thing, and partly I suppose it's because, at moments like these, I am pretty far from calm and composed!

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Anyway, her calves. This woman was definitely not shy about her muscles, wearing a pair of denim shorts that showed off her legs beautifully. The screencaps don't really do her justice, her calves were 'the real thing' you could say. Big, defined, solid balls of muscle that danced with every move she made.

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She didn't seem obviously muscular elsewhere but she wasn't tubby either, although I do concede that I wasn't paying very much attention to the rest of her body - it was all about her calves! I was quite overwhelmed in fact.

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And she was wearing flat shoes! I spent most of yesterday afternoon and evening unable to concentrate on anything else except fantasising about what her magnificent calves would look like in a pair of heels!

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Maybe this autumn my femuscle-spotting luck is going to be in! I certainly hope so.

Enjoy!

Sunday, 18 September 2011

New Tube Videos: Miss Olympia 2011

The evening routines of the top 3 women at the Miss Olympia have been added to the Tube Videos page.

Iris Kyle won for an amazing 8th time, equalling Lenda Murray's record. Yaxeni Oriquen was once again runner-up, and Brigita Brezovac came third in her first Miss Olympia contest.

Having watched the webcast, I thought the field was absolutely outstanding, and you can't really argue that these ladies deserved their top 3 finishes. Yaxeni, in particular, I thought was in incredible condition.

Congratulations to these wonderful athletes, and all the contestants for making it such a memorable year and proving that there is life in the sport of female bodybuilding yet!

Enjoy!

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Exhibitionism

Exhibitionism is inherent to the sport of bodybuilding, and that's why I love it. Sthenolagnia is defined as a condition where sexual arousal results from the display of strength or muscles. Display, that's the key word. But fortunately it's not only at competitions that muscular female physiques are put on display. Am I the only one who has noticed that the fitter a woman is, the less she will wear at the gym and the more time she will spend admiring herself in the mirror?

Furthermore, and here we get to the point of today's post, most women choose clothes that accentuate their 'good points' and hide their 'flaws'. It's different for fit, muscular women. Whatever part of her body is revealed by her outfit, it's sure to have been honed to perfection by years of diet and training (and perhaps the odd substance) so consequently female bodybuilders are able to look good in anything, no matter how tight, revealing or downright outrageous. And for me it's the confidence they exude when they wear the kind of outfits most women wouldn't (and shouldn't) be seen in that is sexiest of all.

Joanna Thomas and Mily Pena
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A size too small perhaps? No problem, it'll show off my muscles better.
And it's kind of got holes in it. I'll take it!

Andrea Thiel and Bettina Kadet
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What shall we call these numbers? The half-dress? The quarter-dress? The barely-there-dress or the nearly-not-there-dress perhaps? To the designer, a last ditch attempt to make some money out of the cut-offs that were lying about. To Andrea and Bettina, a great chance to show off their upper body, mid-section and lower body all at the same time without getting arrested for indecent exposure. To me, this is just about as good as it gets!

Jana Linke-Sippl
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Since Jana's breasts got a little enhancement a few years ago, I get the impression she would walk around with them out if she could. See-through is the next best thing, for me, better in fact. It's always nice to have something left to the imagination, however small. And if the whole top is see-through as this one is, it's not just her baps and her bullet-like nipples that catch the eye. Wunderbar!

Dr Dena Westerfield
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Dena is an outrageous exhibitionist, and a serial wearer of revealing evening wear as these pictures show. And who can blame her?

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And there's not much more outrageous than this! Can you imagine a non-muscular woman getting away with this? No, neither can I. But Dena...

Oksana Grishina
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If you look at the first picture, you can basically see what the guys behind her are seeing in the second picture, so when you look at the latter you can understand why the guy in the leather jacket is looking where he's looking. I believe he was carried out of the exhibition centre minutes later, but happily survived. Oksana was warned not to confuse underwear and evening wear again.

Aleesha Young
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So, you've made some serious gains, got yourself a mighty boob job and spent time with the stylist. What outfit would best present this new you? Well, Aleesha clearly thinks the 'Amazon Princess' look is the one to go for, and I for one applaud her choice. The side-on pic particularly has caused a lot of sticky mess in my house. Click with caution.

Chyna Smith
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Ok, so now we really are getting to the extreme end of the spectrum. And she's wearing this in the street! Just imagine being on holiday in Buenos Aires and passing Chyna in this creation. I'd be applying for Argentine citizenship quick snap.

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Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd turned and asked in a tinny, computerised voice to be taken to our leader.

Carmen Brady
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Definitely the winner of the most outrageous outfit prize. Was your bride a little nervous about her body before the wedding? Did she have to do a crash diet? Did she finally ask to come to the gym with you? Did she despair of ever fitting into that dress? Not Carmen. Carmen doesn't need a dress. In fact, if Carmen could have got married naked, I believe she would have. I can't believe I'm going to quote Elton John, but I am. I want to kiss the bride!

Enjoy female muscle lovers! If you have any favourite 'outrageous outfit' pics, send them on to 6ft1swell@gmail.com and I shall surely post them here.