Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Katrin Kirsch's Bullets

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Katrin Kirsch aka Amazone Nicky seems to have dropped off the radar in the last year or so. A German (Austrian?) bodybuilder and 'underground' wrestler, 'Kati' always had a nice line in sexy dresses and assorted skin tight outfits, and at one time was a prolific self-photographer and clip-maker. Her website (still) lists her services as including 'overpowering games' and 'bizarre eroticism', forced comparison, fighting, judo, lift and carry, mixed wrestling, and armwrestling, among many many others.

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The thing that always struck me most about her though was what seemed to be going on under her vest when she worked out. I mean, you could hang your hat on those.

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And they seemed to be in an almost permanent state of arousal, at least when she was lifting. Obviously a woman who enjoys getting pumped to the max. All over.

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Her website is still there, she still has a YouTube channel, a Facebook page and a Twitter account, but none of them have been updated recently. I imagine her still proudly displaying her bullets in the gyms around Frankfurt where she is (was?) based.

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Still feeling the pump.

For German speakers (and those who like to look at muscle women while not understanding a word they're saying), an interview with Katrin from 2011...



Enjoy!

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

A (Not So) Little Secret

During the formative years of female muscle lovin' life, I had no idea. In the pre-internet era, such information simply wasn't readily available. When exactly I did become aware of it is hard to say. I guess it was a combination of Denise Masino's Muscle Elegance and articles and other bits and pieces I came across on the internet. I don't remember any particular moment of realisation, rather a very gradual dawning that there was yet another reason to be into female bodybuilders.

These days, it's almost inconceivable a female muscle fan wouldn't know about that little (or not so little) bit extra that female bodybuilders bring to the party. It is, in every sense, out there. And it's not just the images of Denise, Angie Salvagno or whoever waving it at you. It's referred to in interviews, articles, and even academic papers. And when you do know, you see. Doesn't the Bible say something about 'seek and you shall find'? Well, judging by the number of forum threads with names like 'Packing Heat'(!), there's a lot of female muscle heads seeking. And lo, they have found.

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Many elite female athletes supplement with anabolic steroids, boosting their natural testosterone levels, which makes them more sexually aggressive. In addition, a side effect of anabolic steroid use is an enlarged clitoris, which makes it more sensitive. Many female bodybuilders are very orgasmic via oral sex, and even the slightest stimulation will engorge the clitoris and we’re ready for sexual action.
(Quoted in Sex Advice from Female Bodybuilders, allegedly by Amber De Luca).

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I’ve never been the kind of person who thinks that ‘drugs are bad’. I’ve never been averse to recreational drug use. And while anabolic steroids are quite different from other, let’s say ’party’ drugs, my point is that I know from experience that drugs (of whatever kind) can have very positive effects as well as very negative ones.

While most of the effects are obviously either positive or negative, 'clitoral enlargement' is listed in some places among the negative effects, and in others among the positives. There's no evidence I can find of female bodybuilders saying it is a negative thing, although I did find this little nugget from a blog called Robert's Universe: I have personally known competitors who have had to tape their steroid-enlarged clitoris down to keep the bulge from showing during competition.

Yikes!

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The thing is (a psychiatrist would probably have a field day with me) I find it so easy to ignore the negatives while finding the positives extremely erotic. I’ve never, unlike many fans of female muscle, been into the idea of being physically abused by a huge female bodybuilder, but I do fantasise of being picked up in the gym by a pumped-up, uncontrollably horny and virtually insatiable woman who uses me to satisfy her steroid-induced sexual cravings. The fact that she might need me to shave her back afterwards, well, I just don't think about that!

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What I do think about is that though I have never had sex with a woman on steroids, my own personal experience of women with muscular, or at least toned, fit bodies is that the sex is more frequent, they have more stamina, are more flexible, and are more willing to experiment. In short, the sex was better. In one or two instances much much better. And the women I have known were dancers, physical education teachers, a martial artist, and a gymnast. ‘If they were so much better in bed,’ my female muscle lovin’ head says, ‘imagine a woman who takes steroids. She must be truly earth-shattering between the sheets. Her orgasms must shake the whole building...’

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If this is true, and nothing I've read about sexual experiences with female bodybuilders suggests it's not, if they really are 'the horniest women alive', if they have an 'uncontrollable sex drive', and if clitoral growth really does make sex 'way better' and orgasms 'incredible', I'm of the opinion that we should be keeping this to ourselves. There isn't enough female muscle to go around as it is. If word gets out about all this good stuff, every guy in the world will want some.

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Mum's the word.

Monday, 14 October 2013

Freaky Frida

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How many times have you heard that people are using mirrors to the gym to "do it right"? I use the mirror because I love the sight of a real pump in the muscles, seeing them almost explode! Veins coming out... It makes me psyched to train harder.
Frida Palmell's blog, 1st October

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Sweden's IFBB pro Frida Palmell must have spent much of the last few years in a state of total psychedness because when it comes to pumped-up muscles and vascularity, there aren't many active FBBs I can think of who even come close.

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Nor are there any FBB blogs that are quite as entertaining, thought-provoking or written with such disarming honesty as Frida's. As well as her body, she bares her soul on it, and as an insight into the life of a female bodybuilder, it's second to none.

In the last month Frida has shared her thoughts on why teenagers turn to drugs (and what the Swedish government should be doing about it) and a post entitled 'I'm so damn special/I'm so fucking special'. She's outed and taken on a Facebook bully, and written about a horrific experience of abuse she suffered a number of years ago. She's written extensively about her 14th place in her first try at physique at the Tampa Pro (too veiny according to the judges), and lamented Swedish conservatism.

All in the last month.

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And then there are the images she uploads to go with her ever-interesting words. If you like the muscles on your woman pumped beyond belief and traversed with fully-engorged veins, you'll like these. They are images as freaky as you could ever wish for.

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Watch Frida days after competing at the Tampa Pro and see if you agree with the judges that she is too vascular. She might like to hear what you think. She did put a still from the clip on Facebook with the question 'Too much veins?'



Follow Frida on her blog or Facebook page.

More freakiness tomorrow. Enjoy!

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Brit Freak

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She's already won the UKBFF Kent Classic this year, and she's one of the favourites to succeed Rosanna Harte as British champion later this month. Christal Cornick is definitely a British female bodybuilder on the up. And to say she's excited about the upcoming UK championships is the understatement of the century. It's now time to get shredded, solid muscles and veins popping for the UKBFF British Finals, she posted at the end of August, 7 weeks out and counting. September 11th, and now it's 5 and a half weeks until the UKBFF British Finals - I can't wait to hit the stage again. And the countdown has continued. The most recent message she had posted at the time of writing was Just 18 days left until I'm back on the UKBFF British Finals stage. Very excited, can't wait to have fun in front of such a huge audience.

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The above image of Christal in near as dammit contest shape was posted to her Facebook with the message: So I couldn't sleep last night, & found myself taking pix in the early hours of the morning! Haha xCx

And while she doesn't always post pics of herself taken during the middle of the night, she does love to keep all her followers up to date with how her body is doing. In some detail. From Facebook again, I can see veins on my quads through my trousers, she let us know on 14th July. On September 3rd: Pumped up glutes - they feel solid!!! Great for some Muscle Dance - glutey popping, pec bouncing, ab rippling, bicep flexing xCx

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She seems to delight in her freakiness, and she KNOWS what her fans want. Other Christal Facebook gems include My Shoulder veins - for those who like that hehe xCx (attached to pic below left);  and Anyone else get this sweaty after cardio??:) or is it just me? Hmm lol xCx (unsurprisingly accompanying the sweat-fest image below right).

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I can't help feeling that Christal can't help herself. She seems almost compelled to show her pumped-up self off. I absolutely LOVE this kind of thing. When an FBB is this confident, and enjoys displaying her pumped-up body with such obvious delight, well, I just can't help myself either. It is, literally, intoxicating. I get high off her.

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Since July, Christal has also been on Twitter, so she's been able to raise Swell's temperature via not one, but two social media. Mercy! Exhibit A...


To which I guess the only possible answer is 'ME! ME! MEEEEEEE!'

And she doesn't even need to post an image to get my motor running, not when she tweets things like this at half past four IN THE AFTERNOON...


The UKBFF Champs are this weekend. I can't wait to see just how freakily lean and vascular Christal gets almost as much as she can't wait to show her body off on stage (and fingers crossed to her Facebook and Twitter followers too!)

Christal Cornick website; Facebook; Twitter; YouTube

We will continue getting our freak on tomorrow. Yeah!

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Freaky Week

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Researching the Ms O countdown posts a couple of weeks ago I came across these images of Anne Freitas, taken a full eight days before the contest.

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Then, in the week after Iris Kyle had been crowned (again, sigh), Tina Chandler (12th?!) posted these pictures of herself on her Facebook page, commenting that
It's always cool to see the changes our bodies go through during contest time.
Here are some shots of me 3 days after the show. Lol.


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The idea for Freaky Week was born.

It's about extreme muscularity, extreme vascularity, and some of the other bits that only muscle women bring to the party. It's about the kind of close-ups that would repulse most, but leave the likes of me (and I dare say you, dear reader) breathless.

It's also about us, the breathless ones, the ones who reply to Tina's Facebook post telling her how 'awesome','hot' or 'stunningly beautiful' she is in these shots. My non-femuscle head friends could probably understand what I find attractive about, say, Cindy Landolt or Larissa Reis, but definitely not why I can't keep my hands above the table while looking at these images of Anne's or Tina's thighs. They'd never get it.

They'd call me a freak.


From Sandra Tisdale's Twitter. Not 100% serious of course, but wow, what if she was? What if she actually went ahead and did it?

Freaky Week is also about this. Arrogance. The joy of muscle. The desire to shock and the pleasure of having the body - the 'abnormal', 'freaky' body - to do just that.

Get yer freak on!

Friday, 11 October 2013

Cross Is Back for Real

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Just in. Lisa Cross got 2nd at the Arnold Amateur in Madrid today.

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On her Facebook she said, Over the moon with my second place at the Arnold in Madrid. Amazing line up of girls. Honoured to share the stage with such wonderful athletes. After all the hard work of comp prep I am off now to eat, relax and enjoy sunny Madrid. Will be back at the Expo tomorrow to support the rest of the UK team that are competing. A massive thank you to all the supportive messages I have received in the last few weeks. They always spur me on. xxxx

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Virginia Sanchez Macias may have won, but Lisa was, in my humble, the best sight on that stage. This is what we have been missing for the last two years. She looked absolutely stunning, utterly gorgeous, oozing sex appeal from head to toe.

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Many many congratulations to Lisa.

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FMS hopes this is just the first of many many great results for her in the coming years.

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Top 6
1. Virginia Sanchez (Spain)
2. Lisa Cross (UK)
3. Natalia Yariz (Russia)
4. Kashma Siana (Virgin Islands)
5. Elena Stasiukyniene (Lithuania)
6. Ana Pires (Brazil)