21 Reasons (#12)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#12
GULUZAR TUFENK



Cute enough for any female muscle hater, you zoom out to reveal... A body of pure muscle, then watch their face as they struggle to compute what they are seeing.



Now I have (still) never actually done this to anyone, but it's on my to-do list, and Guluzar is my latest #1 choice (taking over from Mavi) as the bait for my trap.

21 Reasons (#11)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#11
THE JAW THAT PUTS YOUR JAW TO THE FLOOR

I love a conventionally beautiful face on a muscular woman, but having said that, and I know it's a personal preference, the square jawline to me is a woman who's saying "I'm willing to get huge, no matter what the cost", and that is whole different level of sexy and absolutely the biggest turn on. The squarer the jaw, the better!
["Deeper1234", forum post]



Alyssa Kiessling's jaw situation, June 2017. To be continued...

WATCH THIS FACE!

21 Reasons (#10)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#10
MAGNETISM



You can guarantee everyone's heads are turning the moment you enter a room, is just one reason why it's better to be strong than skinny wrote Ashley Fern for Elite Daily back in 2015. It's pretty damn powerful to have a commanding presence.



At the gym, the supermarket, the pool, the beach... in fact EVERYWHERE she goes, EVERYONE is looking at her. And that includes you, my female muscle denying friend. I mean I know you tell yourself you're not attracted to women with muscles and all but if that really is the truth then why can't you stop gawping at her?

21 Reasons (#9)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#9
THE GREATEST LIE EVER TOLD ABOUT FBBs...



... is that they lack femininity, that they lack "curves".



Well, I've spent some quality time with these recent pics of Aleesha, and I have to admit I'm struggling to find a single straight line. Far from lacking curves, FBBs (and OK, Aleesha is an extreme example, but why wouldn't I bring out the biggest gun available to blow this ridiculous myth out of the water once and for all?) are simply the most curvaceous women of all because they have muscles all over. Aleesha, and all her iron sisters, have curves in places where other women don't even have places.



Fact.

21 Reasons (#8)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#8
PEC MEAT



Don't get me wrong, I am, as regular readers will know, far from an "anti-implant pec purist", but when they are unenhanced, all-worked-for, thick, pumped, striated, bulging, rippling slabs of muscle like Mirea Henriquez's here, I can't resist.

21 Reasons {#7)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#7
THE (BETTER THAN JAGGER) MOVES




Sadly, I've never been intimate with a full-on muscle woman (though I haven't given up hope Mrs Swell may yet turn to me one day and say "So, what do you think about me doing some steroids?"). However, I have been intimate with a PE teacher, a martial artist, and, best of all, with a (at the time I knew her, former) national level gymnast.

So trust me when I say this kind of flexibility is a very very good thing.

Above: Joanna Romano busts the moves @Tampa Pro 2016.

21 Reasons (#6)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#6
FANNY SWERKSTROM'S BUM



And what she does with it.

Fearless Fitness by Fanny on Instagram.

21 Reasons (#5)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#5
BEING OBSESSED



There's something very liberating about giving in to your female muscle obsession.

Aside from the mental benefits, it compels you to do things like check out all the competitors at all the shows - even ones where the only class on offer is Figure (well, that's where my obsession has led me anyway). And when you are that obsessed, the Goddess of Female Muscle Love rewards you, by, for example, letting you discover Michelle Pinto in 5th place at the LA (Figure only) Grand Prix last month.

21 Reasons (#4)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#4
LAUREN MARTIN STOW



How anyone could look at this woman and not want her is beyond me, but on top of all those muscles and all that beauty, Lauren is an ambitious, inspirational, totally Alpha woman. I'm trying to reach my potential in life, she says. Don't hold me down, don't try to dim my light. I'm out here grinding each & every night. Just know I'm 'bout it, ready for the fight. Don't be afraid to live your dreams and make them a reality.

Did I miss a meeting?

When did we decide this sort of discipline and drive was an unattractive quality?

Lauren for She-Hulk

21 Reasons (#3)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#3
A MUSCLE WOMAN IS A HAPPY WOMAN



And, it seems, the more muscle they have, the happier they are.



All smiles: Emeri Connery (top left), the really happy Jennifer McArver, and Lauren Martin Stow (with her plus 1 less muscular friend, Katherine Schneider).