Summer Lovin': Summer of C. Moore

Today's slice of Summer Lovin' is brought to you by none other than our long-time irregular contributor, and one-time temporary editor Mr. C. Moore Glootz.



IT'S HOT



It really is. Temps climbing to high 20s now heading for the mid 30s. Even at night C. Moore tosses and sweats. Day time sojourns out into the bright light have been risky to say the least. On the one hand, C. Moore is nothing less than ecstatic to see the ladies of London showing off toned bodies. On the other, temptation all around is not good for C. Moore. Never has been. Self-control has been set to maximum at all times.



Well, maybe not all times.

LASTING DAMAGE



Armed with shaky phone video of some tight cheeks in shorts so short they hardly qualified as such, C. Moore stumbles through the front door and hooks the phone up to his big (worship) screen. Moments later - literally, I only shot about 15 seconds worth of footage and never made it halfway - it's all over. Barely got it into my hand before the eruption began. A climax, yes, but a bit of an anti-climax all the same.



This has turned out to be a recurring issue.

THE EDGE OF THE MADNESS I



All that flesh out there + all the images in here (on the big worship screen - slideshows running on those rare occasions when I absolutely have to get out of my (big worship) chair) means C. Moore is never getting a break so C. Moore is always on edge.



Consequently, C. Moore has been locked and loaded at all times, and has lacked the pleasure of a good long session in the (big worship) chair recently. Either he's come back from outside all worked up (and possibly armed with images still and/or moving that he really shouldn't be armed with), or he's heading out all worked up from indulging too much in his hobby and needs to release quick so as to minimise the risk of the kind of incident all too characteristic of his past occurring again.

THE EDGE OF THE MADNESS II



C. Moore has not been aided in his quest for restraint by the fact that after six long years of trying and failing, a gym - not a very local one, but reasonably near to home - has granted him membership, although technically membership has been granted to a "Mr. Phil Butt". C. Moore has not yet dared to enter its confines as yet, but it's left his imagination running wild regarding what glooteal delights may await within.



When I do go, I'm taping it down and taking a diazepam first.

SUMMER LOVIN'



Still, C. Moore should not complain. Long, hot summer nights fly by with - to name but two of my most recent favourites - Joanna Jean at the pool, intimidating the women, tentpoling the men; and Krista Dunn's unnaturally tight, contest ready rear.



JBW may not be showing much actual gloot flesh, but it's hardly covered. C. Moore can't help but imagine himself following as she sashays up those stairs, pausing to strip a little more every other step. In the fantasy, C. Moore lasts all night. Reality, more's the pity, little C. Moore blows even before the fantasy reaches the bedroom.

GAZE UPON THE FACE OF GOD (OR SOMETHING)

And if you make it to the end, you're a stronger man than C. Moore!



Tape and diazepam, definitely.

Normal service resumes tomorrow.

Summer Lovin': The Mystery of Angela Heider

She appears to have arrived on the forums more or less fully formed.



I mean, it doesn't look like she started on those muscles recently, does it? That is a body of work right there - check out those forearms in particular, pretty much as big as (if not bigger than) her upper arms!!! And her back (below) - so much to explore!!!



I did my research, and frankly, didn't find much. A couple of pics from 2015 - major progress, I confirmed, has been made - and then at the back end of last year suddenly new images start appearing more regularly. In 2018, however, there's a been even more of her, and I don't just mean she's grown. More and more of her pics are currently going up on the forums. There's not exactly a torrent of them, but this year we have been treated to more new images of her than in the previous three combined.



I tried to find her social media, eventually resorting to posting a "Help Wanted" plea on Girls with Muscle. I didn't have to wait long for the reply - her Instagram page. Champagne corks popped in my head as I anticipated how I would be spending the next two, three, possibly four hours... But then - This Account Is Private

Oh.



Request sent.

It's not unusual. It's fully understandable. I mean, I'm totally cool, the perfect Instagram follower, I like to think, but there are quite a lot out there who bring female muscle lovin' into disrepute, so yeah, This Account Is Private, I respect that. So I waited. And waited. And I'm still waiting. And while I'm waiting, a message comes, a late response to my "Help Wanted" plea on GwM: She is insanely hot! it begins. Only hope to get into her IG it seems is to msg the author of the Saradas post on her.



WHAT?!

I'm still waiting for three replies now. The original from Angela's IG; a reply to my reply to "maximumpecs" (who told me to "msg the author"); and now a reply to my message to the author of the post on the forum whose first rule is... about that assertion.



"Maximumpecs" is definitely right about one thing though, Angela is insanely hot. She seems all grown up too, so why she would need a social media gatekeeper is beyond me. If true, however, whoever that gatekeeper to her IG is, they really should let a few more good guys in, eg. me (obvs.) and (equally obvs.) my informed, respectful, and admiring readership. Nearly 2,000 posts and she only has just over 800 followers?!



The mystery continues...

Try your luck at badassRN on Instagram

Summer Lovin': Marie's Smile

Hard work, as they say, reaps its rewards.

Czech Physique dreamer Marie Bouchalova should know.



Back around March, Marie was attractively bulky and ready to go full hand bra, but hardly what you would call ripped. Hardly the stuff that NPC Physique champions are made of. Lovely big smile though - as we've seen many a time on the blog, a muscle girl is a happy girl. Note that smile well, we'll be seeing more of it. A LOT more.



And here she is mid-June, three months after those bulky shots, about two weeks before the clip at the top was taken, and a month before her most recent contest, - the NPC Southern States. My imagination or has the smile got broader, perhaps prouder?



She won her class and the Overall title at that show...

Cue more smiles. [Winning was] the happiest moment in my life, she said afterwards. I am the happiest Physique woman in the world! With good reason to be. Her return to Florida this year after having come to compete in late 2017 is the next step in her "dream" of gaining her pro card and making her home in the States. So far, so good.




Not an easy thing for a European Physique amateur to cross the Atlantic and take up the NPC challenge. Of recent vintage, I can only think of Brazilian Ivie Rhein as an example of a woman who has done this successfully. Europeans are more and more prominent in the Pro League - Valentina Mishina, for example - but in the NPC at present, Marie seems to be ploughing a lone European furrow right now.



She is, of course, not without help - you may recognise the lady who is (in part) responsible for coaching Marie, legendary behemoth Rosemary Jennings. Now there's woman who knows a thing or two about turning the freakery up to 11!

Apparently, they are perfect for each other.

Don't leave before the glorious last rep now...



Such determination! exclaims one fan. Now THAT is a FEMALE!

No, it's not easy, Marie reminds us. It's not for everyone. But if you have it in your heart, go for what you feel there.🏼 It's in mine and I'm definitely going for it!




And clearly nothing feels better than that.

Enjoy!

Summer Lovin': Michelle's Body Love

The reader is required to mentally remove the "G"...



I am attending a wedding this weekend, so I went dress shopping this past Sunday, reveals muscle beauty Michelle Bresnahan. It was just one of those days where nothing looked or felt "right". No matter what I tried on it just didn’t do it for me. I started thinking my arms looked too big, or my shoulders were too wide, and wished I had some sort of boob to fill out a top. I left empty-handed.

Hard to believe such a stunner could have a crisis of body confidence.



Happily, however, it wasn't long before Michelle was seeing her "problem" from, let's say, "our" point of view... Then I thought to myself, these clothes fit the average person and I strive every day to be above average. I push myself to my limits each and every day in and out of the gym. Instead of feeling bummed about not fitting well in a certain mold, I should be damn proud to stand out and not fit that mold.

Quite.

And Michelle even made sure those big arms, wide shoulders and self-made chest were nicely pumped before heading to that wedding. Showing off for her IG following before she showed off in front of the assembled wedding party - hair and make-up intact...



Enjoy!

Follow Michelle on Instagram

Summer Lovin': Mi Hyun

On stage for the first time in a couple of years (as far as I can ascertain), Korean Physique star Jung Mi Hyun placed 8th in Vancouver at the start of this month.

Compared to her compatriot Kim Ji Hyun (see last Thursday's post), Mi Hyun gets relatively little attention from the female muscle lovin' community - perhaps partly because of that two-year hiatus, and partly because she's often transliterated as Jung Mi Hyeon, so has multiple threads on the forums instead of one big ongoing tribute.



Treats like this may go some way to endearing her to the collective "us".

So delicate, yet so beefy!

Check out Mi Hyun on Instagram

Here she is winning the Olympia Amateur Asia (and her pro card) three years ago...



즐겨!

Summer Lovin': Spot the Vivi

I don't think we've ever featured Brazilian thunderella Vivi Winkler before, but she's probably not unfamiliar to (a very well-informed female muscle head like) yourself.

Could you spot her in a line-up though?



Answers to the usual address. Winning entries go into a draw for the (one and only) prize - a once in a lifetime opportunity to take Vivi out dress shopping*.



Watch Vivi suffer for her art here.

Enjoy!

Summer Lovin' continues next week.

* You even get to pick up the bill!