Hot and Hard

It's been a while since we had one of our regular Hot and Hard posts, showcasing some of the most lens-meltingly hot images of our kind of women that our researchers have lovingly gathered for your viewing pleasure, accompanied by the kind of ramblings that can get a man committed if he's not careful. So let's not waste any more time and get straight to it.

Su Farrell

I wonder if you are reminded, as I am, of the Angel of the North by this lovely lady's rooftop pose. Imagine a city overlooked by a huge sculpture of a muscle woman. Imagine every city so. Something to encourage the inhabitants to look up once in a while. A new project for Mr Gormley perhaps? 'More definition this time please Ant...'

Female Muscle Slave loves technology


Especially the technology that makes this possible. Self-portrait photography is so ridiculously easy now, and it's also simpler than ever to share your efforts. And thsnk the Lord it is so. Suddenly there are hundreds of thousands of images of fit, sexy women out there. In fact there are whole feeds devoted to just these kinds of images, so we don't even have to search for them. It sure beats the old days, waiting for magazines to come out for a handful of images of muscular women. And while they are never going to win any photography prizes, it is amazing what can be achieved with a decent lens, a steady hand, and a tight, toned muscular bod, as these pics demonstrate. Well done to all of them!

The J-MEG

My new acronym, J-MEG stands for Just Muscular Enough Girl (for the more mature ladies, this could be adapted to J-MEW, Just Muscular Enough Woman). Think it will catch on? The hottie on the right here is the J-MEG, by the way. If you check the calves on the angel on the left, you'll find she's a P-MEG: Plenty Muscular Enough...

Love the Lean Meat

The irony for me when some 'fans' have digs at the leaner meats is that when I first got into female muscle many many years ago, the top bodybuilders were about as muscular as today's fitness and figure competitors!

Be Warned

Neither Dovila Simanaviciute nor Andrea Brazier can go out in public without a guy waving a red flag in front of them to prevent the kind of chaos that such extreme sex appeal can leave in its wake. Most recently, Dovila was responsible for the deaths of several sailors after a walk along the docks in Vilnius. Andrea, meanwhile, was forced to leave her native Brazil and move to Britain, a country where the climate necessitates covering up in public, because health services were unable to deal with the number of heart failures she brought on while strolling along Copacabana beach. Citizens are advised, upon seeing either Dovila or Andrea, to close their eyes immediately and run in the opposite direction.

They Love Us


Really, they do. Check it out: My best friend and boyfriend is the most positive role model because he is one of the few men who isn’t intimidated by strong women. He knows that women can be just as strong, if not stronger than him, and he celebrates that. We have to give credit to those men that are fighting the ‘strong is sexy’ fight right along side us. 
Let's keep up the good work, men! (From What Makes A Great Female Bodybuilder)

*[bottom left picture complies with new Female Muscle Slave policy of at least one picture of Holland Canter per post] Approved - ed.

Double Take

Is it just me or does she remind you of Dayana Cadeau? I've been looking at her for hours, and I'm still not 100% convinced that it isn't. Does she have a younger sister? A clone? Seriously, is it just me, or is this lovely spookily similar (in a good way)?

And finally...

Mallory Haldeman gives Female Muscle Slave an exclusive preview of her costume for the first annual FMS fancy dress party. According to Mallory, she's coming as the sexiest librarian in the world.

Enjoy!