Biceps! Keep Your Balance

GOVERNMENT PSYCHE WARNING!

Having your picture taken next to a flexing muscle goddess may cause feelings of insecurity, inadequacy, and low self-esteem.

Estefania Saura Moya unbalances the picture above so much it feels like it's bound to topple over. For the correct (psychological and pictoral) balance, two muscle goddesses are required. Preferably of similar, if not exactly equal, size. Let's look at some of the best examples, and some exceptions that prove the rule.


Monique Hayes maintains the balance between herself and Lisa Cross with some classy heels. Brigita is dressed up, so the beefier Elena dresses down. Textbook stuff.

Jen and Megan

If your insanely hot and slightly meatier girlfriend is going to be wearing a bikini, make sure it's less eye-catching than yours. Choose a skimpier, brighter one.


Few can balance out Yaxeni. Ruthie shows how it's done. First, make sure you are the one nearest the camera. Second, get your hair done. Third, wear something risqué. And last but not least, make it look as though you mean it. On the right, hardcore meets hardcore as Dana Capobianco slugs it out with Sue Scheppele and just about keeps the photo steady with a slightly wider stance and a slightly saucier expression than her bigger, blonder colleague.

Karen Garrett vs Aleesha Young

Advanced stuff this. How can Karen possibly get away with going up against the mighty Aleesha, standing behind her and wearing more? Seems impossible, but somehow KG pulls it off. A team of top FMS scientists are trying to work out how it's done. Currently they are working on the so-called 'Bend Theory' that supposes that Karen's slightly greater tilt is the key to the balancing act. Results to follow.


And here Marina Lopez demonstrates exactly what you should do when surrounded by A-grade professional female muscle beef at its best. Smile.

Not easy to maintain balance. You might say 'It's Hard'. Which brings us to this...


Told you it was hard.

Enjoy!