Showing posts with label Crossfit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crossfit. Show all posts

Saturday, 28 July 2018

Summer Lovin': Sun's Out...

(yawn) GUN'S OUT

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Takia Thomas (left) and Alexis Sullivan

VISIT A MAJOR EUROPEAN CAPITAL

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Chu-mi Kim in London

STAY HYDRATED

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Mandy Allen

TAKE THE WOD OUTSIDE

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Natasha Aughey

WALK, RIDE, RUN, SWIM...

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Pia Mahlakaarto and Stacie Tovar

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Tara Frost and Carriejune Anne Bowlby

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Bakhar Nabieva

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Cindy Landolt and (doing more than one activity today) Alice Mastriani

STRETCH

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Silje Emilie Tønnesen

CLIMB

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Krista Dunn

BARE!

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Angelica Enberg

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Claudia Partenza clears the pool (and drops the mic)

Friday, 27 July 2018

Summer Lovin': Summer of C. Moore

Today's slice of Summer Lovin' is brought to you by none other than our long-time irregular contributor, and one-time temporary editor Mr. C. Moore Glootz.

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IT'S HOT

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It really is. Temps climbing to high 20s now heading for the mid 30s. Even at night C. Moore tosses and sweats. Day time sojourns out into the bright light have been risky to say the least. On the one hand, C. Moore is nothing less than ecstatic to see the ladies of London showing off toned bodies. On the other, temptation all around is not good for C. Moore. Never has been. Self-control has been set to maximum at all times.

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Well, maybe not all times.

LASTING DAMAGE

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Armed with shaky phone video of some tight cheeks in shorts so short they hardly qualified as such, C. Moore stumbles through the front door and hooks the phone up to his big (worship) screen. Moments later - literally, I only shot about 15 seconds worth of footage and never made it halfway - it's all over. Barely got it into my hand before the eruption began. A climax, yes, but a bit of an anti-climax all the same.

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This has turned out to be a recurring issue.

THE EDGE OF THE MADNESS I

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All that flesh out there + all the images in here (on the big worship screen - slideshows running on those rare occasions when I absolutely have to get out of my (big worship) chair) means C. Moore is never getting a break so C. Moore is always on edge.

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Consequently, C. Moore has been locked and loaded at all times, and has lacked the pleasure of a good long session in the (big worship) chair recently. Either he's come back from outside all worked up (and possibly armed with images still and/or moving that he really shouldn't be armed with), or he's heading out all worked up from indulging too much in his hobby and needs to release quick so as to minimise the risk of the kind of incident all too characteristic of his past occurring again.

THE EDGE OF THE MADNESS II

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C. Moore has not been aided in his quest for restraint by the fact that after six long years of trying and failing, a gym - not a very local one, but reasonably near to home - has granted him membership, although technically membership has been granted to a "Mr. Phil Butt". C. Moore has not yet dared to enter its confines as yet, but it's left his imagination running wild regarding what glooteal delights may await within.

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When I do go, I'm taping it down and taking a diazepam first.

SUMMER LOVIN'

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Still, C. Moore should not complain. Long, hot summer nights fly by with - to name but two of my most recent favourites - Joanna Jean at the pool, intimidating the women, tentpoling the men; and Krista Dunn's unnaturally tight, contest ready rear.

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JBW may not be showing much actual gloot flesh, but it's hardly covered. C. Moore can't help but imagine himself following as she sashays up those stairs, pausing to strip a little more every other step. In the fantasy, C. Moore lasts all night. Reality, more's the pity, little C. Moore blows even before the fantasy reaches the bedroom.

GAZE UPON THE FACE OF GOD (OR SOMETHING)

And if you make it to the end, you're a stronger man than C. Moore!



Tape and diazepam, definitely.

Normal service resumes tomorrow.

Monday, 9 July 2018

Pic of the Month: July

Once again there were two clear readers' favourites for June's poll, but ultimately Sarah Fechter's muscle beauty couldn't compete with muscle-woman-of-the-moment Shannon Seeley - even when we only see her in silhouette!

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And so to this month's five to choose from.

Check them out, follow the link at the bottom, and vote with a single click.

FAY ELLIS - BRITISH BEEF

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Fay brings "Cool Britannia" back with this instant classic. Big, bulging bicep, and that forearm - check that out and swoon! Take in the styling though, the beautiful skin, the lush, pouting lips. Effortlessly strong and effortlessly sexy at the same time.

SELINA FRY - AIRBORNE ABS

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To be honest, I liked this picture a whole lot more when I didn't know anything about it. My imagination ran riot - as just one example I imagined this was proof to a doubtful fellow passenger that she really was in the fitness game. Sadly though my wilder musings were cut short as I not only got a name, but then an Instagram, and then a caption telling me this was Selina en route to Singapore and the WFF Universe recently, her head "pure chaos" as she tried to assesss the shape she was in. Consolation - my imagination is now wondering if she felt the need to assess any other body parts while in the air. Perhaps there are more pics from the flight to come...

EMMA TALL - AMBUSHED?

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Found this apparent candid of Crossfitter Emma Tall (good name!) on a Tumblr. Caption: "You Can Run (But I Can Hide in the Bushes with My Camera)". Say what you like about Crossfit [is that still a thing, anti-Crossfit? really? - ed.], but it has given us some absolutely stunning women with some proper thick muscularity. I do like her minimal clothing, and that big thick glute we can only see one side of.

GINA CAVALIERO - THE PUMP IS REAL

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One of many eye-popping pics that Florida NPC Physique competitor Gina has posted on her Instagram over the last few weeks, you may not be surprised to learn that she has been to visit the ER at least once during this prep. Top doctors may not recommend pushing one's body to such extremes, but that just adds to the thrill for me, and apparently also for Gina. Woman on the verge of an IFBB pro card...

Or perhaps an extended stay in hospital!

NAILAH GREEN - SERENITY NOW

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One woman who is a new IFBB pro is superior Figure phenom Nailah Green. This was, I believe taken backstage before she won her Over 35 class at the recent NPC Universe. I do love a backstage selfie, and a woman this gorgeous really doesn't have to try harder. Get the feeling she was confident about that class win? Yeah, me too. And by the way, this is not a before-she-donned-the-hairpiece-to-go-on-stage pic. This is her look - on and off the stage. Clearly it works for her, and it really works for me.

Made up your mind?

OK, to vote you just need to go HERE and make your selection.

We'll post the winner next month when we invite you to vote for August's best.

Enjoy! And thanks in advance for voting!

Friday, 19 January 2018

Kristen Graham Chops, Slices, Shoots & Scores

CHOP

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I don't for a moment think Kristen spends her days felling trees, but it's exciting to imagine running into her in her Daisy Dukes+ when I go down to the woods today.

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Add your own 'She can handle my chopper...' joke. I'm so above it.

SLICE



Ooops!

And that probably goes for just about every other golfer on the range that day. One eye on Kristen, the other eye on Kristen - not a recipe for a well-drilled long iron, is it?

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Drivin-me-crazy Golf?

SHOOT

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What we call football has never looked so good.

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I might be persuaded to brush the mud off my boots and get back in the game.

Add your own 'She can play with my balls...' etc.

SCORE

EXACTLY how a muscle goddess should dress AT ALL TIMES.

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Especially in winter. And if the lack of foliage on the trees and the way those pointers are, er, pointing are anything to go by, winter it is indeed. And not a mild one either.

Monday, 8 January 2018

2018: Female Muscle's Greatest Year?

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Do not adjust your set or whatever they say now. This blogger is looking forward to 2018. Yes, I too have read the research that suggests the vast majority of prehistoric women had "stronger arms than today's elite female rowers", but let's face it, they didn't spend their weekends standing on plinths in fur posing suits while male members of their tribe passed judgement on them. My reasons for optimism are several, but what it all boils down to is a greater amount of female muscle on the planet than ever before. Well, at least since women stopped having to grind grain for up to five hours a day.

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GYMS

Granted, this may not be the case everywhere, but here in the UK there are unprecedented numbers of women at the gym. And we're not talking about those who take out membership in January and have stopped turning up by February, we're talking about women who work out regularly over a period of time. These so-called "Protein Princesses" are one driving force in a boom in the UK fitness industry that (according to the most recent research available) shows no signs of slowing down yet.

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You can now buy protein shakes in all big supermarkets and even Poundland - just one (shocking!) example of just how mainstream working out has become for both women and men. So there is an ever increasing chance that your significant other either works out regularly or (if she doesn't do some other kind of physical activity) is thinking more and more about doing so. And if she does, you should get on it too my friend, or she may be thinking about trading you in for a guy she met at the gym...

THE MEDIA

2018 will be the FMS' seventh year, and throughout that time we have paid especially close attention to female muscle-related stories in the mainstream (English-speaking) media. Every year there have been more and more stories, and every year the slant seems more and more positive. There are women conquering eating disorders, overcoming their bullying victim past, sculpting a far better body than they ever had before they became a mother... There are women with successful careers who also compete, women with successful competitive careers (pretty much exclusively at amateur level) gaining recognition in their regional media. There are Instagram's most followed "fitspirations", there are celebrities showing off their six-packs. And there are even stories about some of the freakiest beasts of all, like Natalia Trukhina.

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In December 2017 alone, we had quite a bit of Natalia, we had Polish "Fitness Barbie Twins" with their "bubble butts and sexy toned abs", and we had UK celeb Gemma Atkinson having a go at those who said she was "too muscular to dance". We also had plenty of regional stuff - in Cumbria, champion bodybuilder Tyler Jack was celebrated for her new job in car sales, and in Chester, there was the "Bodybuilding Beauty Queen Mum". More serious stuff too. Can We Please Stop Criticising Older Women for Working Out Too Much? was the headline in the Metro on the Thursday before Christmas, and in the BBC's celebration of 100 Women, the Thai woman "fighting stigma to become a bodybuilder" was none other than Penpraghai Tiangngok.

SOCIAL MEDIA

Much of this media interest derives from social media itself. Stories fall into newsrooms pretty much ready made (as we have seen previously on FMS), mainly it seems via Instagram (and not Facebook or Twitter for some reason) - noted above, the Polish "Fitness Barbie Twins" from December in the Daily Star is another classic example. Even when the story isn't about muscles per se, a great body shown off on social media works. Last year we saw how the anti-government protests in Venezuela suddenly got a lot more coverage when "Wonder Woman" Caterina Ciarcelluti became the face and body the global media picked up on for their stories. And where did they get their images of Caterina working out? Her Instagram, naturally.

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But the main effect social media has had has been to take the mainstream media out of the equation. More women get more inspiration from other women's transformative stories and positive messages on Instagram than anywhere else these days. The ones who make it to the mainstream media - Brittany Rhodes, for example, who appeared in a BBC documentary - are just the most followed tip of the "fitspirational" iceberg.

CELEBRITIES

Like it or not, a lot of women pay a lot of attention to what their favourite celebrities are doing, so also on that tip are women like Davina McCall (the 50-year-old UK TV presenter who featured in the Metro story noted above) and the other fit celebs we featured on FMS last year. Even one of the Kardashians is apparently talking the weight training talk these days, and if that isn't a sign that there's a female muscle bandwagon rolling through celeb world just begging to be jumped on, I don't know what is.

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And then there was 2017's LOVE advent calendar - #staystrong. No, they didn't put proper muscular women behind the virtual doors of their "seasonal online celebration of womanhood", but there is a lot of sweat and even plenty of flexing in there. Again, bandwagon jumping? Nothing wrong with that if you happen to think the bandwagon is the best looking bandwagon you have ever seen. Will it inspire? Well, it probably inspired quite a lot of messiness in teenage bedrooms and, despite the best intentions of Editor-in-Chief Katie Grand, probably not much else. But it's another sign that the world of celebrity, and even the previously size zero travesty fashion world are embracing - perhaps acknowledging is a better word but hey - that "Strong Is Sexy".

CROSSFIT

Lest we forget, other strength and muscle-building sports are available, and while that Dorian Yates "Super League" thing might have coaxed Shannon back into the free weights area, Crossfit is the biggest and (in this blog's opinion anyway) by far the best - not least because it's one of the very few sports where the top women get more attention (and more roles in blockbuster films) than the top men. And it's the most attractive to women who prefer a more functional approach to their fitness.

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I don't have any actual data to go on, but personally knowing three women who have taken up Crossfit (or at least incorporated it into their training for other sport) in the last couple of years, I thought I would ask around my circle of female muscle cognoscenti. I wasn't very surprised to find that most knew at least three similar women, and then there's that one guy, well, that's why he does FMS' Crossfit stories.

So, it's all adding up. More gym membership. more media coverage, more social media inspiration, celebrity endorsement, and Crossfit's functional appeal. More muscle.

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Well so what? you might be saying. How many of those gym bunnies are ever going to compete? And even if they do, they'll just be wiggling their bums in Bikini, or "Wellness" or whatever. Really, how many women are going to be inspired to build serious muscle via the media - social or otherwise - even if it's their favourite celeb showing off a bit of tummy definition on an otherwise borderline anorexic body? And as for Crossfit...

Go on, admit it, you have a major crush on Brooke Ence, don't you?

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Point taken though. You're not a fan of the pastime, but "the sport".

THE SPORT

New territories

Over the last few years FMS has occasionally reported from parts of the world where "the sport" and more generally the idea of women weight training to build muscle and compete, have previously been unheard of, taboo, or even, in the extreme case of Iran, illegal. Another story that popped into our inbox in December was all about how Asian women - "Female Bodybuilders" - were "smashing gender stereotypes".

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South Korea - one of those countries at the forefront of Asia's female muscle revolution - is currently producing new fan favourites at the rate of about one a week it seems. We've seen on FMS how the Indian media has been celebrating its new wave of competitively successful muscular daughters, how they have their own outspoken celebrity muscular female, and how in one state a female bodybuilder actually secured financial support from her state government so she could continue to compete internationally. Women in the Gulf states are also flocking to their (female-only) gyms in ever-increasing numbers, although they will probably never get the chance to compete (unless they have contests with an all-female judging panel and all-female audience, and there's never going to be many pictures of that floating around).

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Point is, lots of women in Asia. If only a tiny minority take up weight training and only a tiny minority of them compete, that's still a lot more muscular women and a lot more female competitors in the world. And the more there are, the more that "stigma" Penpraghai and many more of her Asian iron sisters have to fight lessens, bit by bit, for the women that will follow them. A virtuous circle of ever-increasing female muscle!

Figure to Physique

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After a few years of what seemed an endless sorry parade of former pro FBBs "downsizing" into the Women's Physique division (with wildly varying degrees of success), the trend now seems to be for Figure ladies to kick off their heels and flex their lovely muscles. Recently we saw Natalia Coelho's first Physique outing, as successful a Physique debut as that enjoyed by Shanique Grant in 2016.

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At the IFBB's Women's World Fitness Championships last month, FMS Hot and Hard 100 heart-throb Gülüzar Tüfenk flexed in anger for the first time - and obviously enjoyed it, even if she did about as poorly as she had been doing in Bodyfitness - and FMS also spotted former Bodyfitness bomb and Czech dream Michaela Kohutová also doing Physique for the first time. In the UK and following in Carly Thornton's thundersteps, 2017's British Physique champ Donna Murphy took her time about it, but she had also previously competed in Bikini, then Bodyfitness, before last year.

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These are just a few examples. You can probably add your own from your own countries or among your own favourites. Women who are refusing not to grow.

IFBB Pro Bodybuilding

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It's not difficult to see the dark side. Just the other day I was watching (I think it was) the 2007 Ms International with a couple of other heads. Cathy Lefrançois, Colette Nelson, Kim Perez, Bonny Priest, Annie Rivieccio, Denise Masino, Betty Pariso, Dayana, Yaxeni, Iris, and (another title she should have won) Heather Policky... The line-up was, as one of the heads drolly pointed out, like all your Christmases on stage at once. A decade on, what hope of such a quality contest?

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True enough. For all the positives to come out of the Wings of Strength takeover (a modicum of control for the women themselves, considerable prize money hikes, and most crucially, the survival of their sport), there simply aren't enough top quality FBBs still competing to make all the (few) shows essential viewing. However, every year Jake and Kristal (now just Jake apparently, but anyway) have added at least a little something, and 2018 will see potentially their most consequential additions yet.

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Timed to coincide (pretty much) with the Arnold Classic in Ohio in March, the Female Bodybuilding contest at the Hawaii Pro could well become "our Ms International" in the way that the Rising Phoenix has become known among the women as "our Olympia". At the time of writing there's no sense of how many of the biggest names the show might attract, but given how so many FBBs have got behind Wings of Strength's brainchildren before, there's no reason to doubt this event could, given time, grow into something a little more significant than the other RP qualifiers. And then there's Romania.

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Scheduled for late November, the Wings of Strength Romania Muscle Fest (catchy eh?) will include the first IFBB pro Female Bodybuilding contest held outside North America since... I have no idea. Anyone? Was it pre-internet? Whatever. The first outside North America for a very long time. No surprises it will be in Romania given how cosy Alina seems to be with Jake these days, and it's also to be seen just how many Europeans or women from other continents might be able to compete. We shouldn't get too excited yet, but you have to start somewhere and it's most definitely a start.

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And get this - there are two more European events pencilled into the schedule (this is quite sudden - I literally just found out about this) - September, San Marino and October, Milan. Bloody hell! I need to book a flight ticket or two. For more info you should go to the IFBB 2018 Pro Schedule, Tim Gardener Productions, and (surely they will have more info soon) Wings of Strength's events page and Instagram.

I find myself even more optimistic than when I started the post!

September in San Marino anyone? October in Milan? November in Bucharest?

Regular posting will resume next Monday.