Suelen Bissolati

The second of our Brazilians with more of a thing than most for capturing their own image in the elevator mirror is Suelen Bissolati, who, this summer, was reported to have "dethroned" Gracyanne Barbosa as maior bumbum. Seriously, they have news reports about this stuff in Brazil, many many news reports - what a country!



Anyway, she doesn't do it so much these days (maybe because she's so busy talking to the media about her bumbum), but Suelen has built up an impressive archive of elevator selfies in an impressive array of second skin/barely there outfits.




Surprisingly perhaps, given the fact that she's becoming increasingly famous for a certain part of her monumental anatomy, very little of her elevator work is not simply front on. There's the very occasional flex, the even more occasional sort of side on shot, and that's about it. But samey as they may be, enjoyable they undoubtedly are.




Did you spot him, the lucky young fella who got into exactly the right lift at exactly the right time? I doubt they even know each other, reckons one fan. He just happened to hop on the elevator and she decided to take a pic of herself anyway...



I doubt our fan's pet theory has any basis beyond wishful thinking, but whatever the truth, there he was, circa the summer of 2014, now preserved in his somewhat stiff glory, right there with the (now increasingly famous) Suelen for company.




Suelen, apart from featuring in the Brazilian broadcast media these days, is on Instagram - with her 119,000 followers. But only he knows where that lift is...

Enjoy!

Rolling Thunder 048-059

Today, we pass the halfway point in our Week of 100 Thighs. We've got a classy Canadian favourite, an exotically-named Swede, Brazilians - of course - and the woman who makes us (and much of the rest of the female muscle lovin' world) go NG! And as if that weren't enough, the self-styled "Musclebunny" of British Physique too.

You lucky people!

(KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE) BRAZILIAN THIGHS



1. ANGELICA TEODORO



BOOM! Meet Angelica Teodoro. Well, her bombastic thighs anyway. What we can tell you about Angelica, aka Angel Maromba, is that she's Brazilian, and er... that's about it, I'm afraid. She seems to have been around for the last five years or so, and seems to be the kind of woman who isn't shy about lifting up her little skirt to give us a good old-fashioned gander at those bad boys. That is to say, my kind of woman!



Maybe you can work out more than the entire FMS research team has been able to when you visit her Facebook and Instagram. And even if you can't, there's plenty more quadtastic images to enjoy. Boa Caçada! as they (probably) say in Porto Alegre.

CLOSE-UPs

JODIE "MUSCLEBUNNY" DURKIN



From the beautiful south-west of England, comes the very beautiful and utterly charming British Physique competitor Jodie Durkin. I'm a regular girl, she says. Working a normal job earning a normal wage. No sponsorship, no fancy pants anything, just a very determined, hard-working girl with a BIG dream. It'll take as long as it takes but I'll make sure I enjoy every step along the way. Operation grow quads is a go-go this off season. Watch her go go go on Instagram and Facebook.

TINA NGUYEN



Time was we could barely last a day without spending some quality time with Tina and her perfect parts. On medical advice though we have managed to keep ourselves largely Nguyen-free for the past month or so (although a recent photoshoot with Tina, Spain's Ana Cozar and Brazilian legend Larissa Reis did cause us to go into remission for a few days). Everything's back under control now. Sort of.

TUA-CECILIA ROUGE HENRY



When a Beautiful Girl Falls in Love with Muscles... is the name of the clip. Its maker - whose Oldschoolfbb channel is well worth thoroughly investigating - reckons the 23-year-old Tua Cecilia is "the most beautiful fitness woman in the world". Someone get her a Hollywood contract, he adds. She has amazing features. Angelina Jolie has nothing on her. And he isn't the only female muscle head to have fallen for this crossfitter/weightlifter's super-cute + super-thick combination. Get busy getting acquainted with Gothenburg's "Tiny Beast" on Instagram and Facebook.

(KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE) BRAZILIAN THIGHS



2. SUELEN BISSOLATI



How does anyone get anything done in this country? Seriously. Women like Suelen Bissolati walking around, dancing, their "monumental" legs and bombastic bums barely covered as they pound the weights in the gym right before your eyes.



Seriously. Imagine walking into your gym and encountering Suelen in selfie mode. Which of the two outfits above would make you pass out more quickly do you think? The midriff-covering bum-revealing little black number on the left perhaps? Or the abs-revealing my-swelling-thighs-are-gonna-rip-these-leggings-apart fantasy costume on the right? Could your body cope with such urgent, massive blood relocation?



Suelen never seems to run out of new and exciting outfits. And she never seems to stop snapping herself, either. Damn door of the lift hasn't even closed yet (above right) and she's already at it. She's on Facebook. She's on Instagram. I am SWOOONING!

THIGHLIGHT

ZOA LINSEY



Zoa, the FMS editorial team decided, has been criminally overlooked on this blog. She always seems to deliver beauty, definition, and some of the most aesthetically-pleasing quads in whatever show or division she competes in (these days it's Physique).




And though these days every woman with a bit of freaky quad development is taking these POV selfies, Zoa's been doing it for years. She may even have invented this mini-genre, so the team also decided that from now on we're calling them "Zoas".




Zoa has been based in Osaka, Japan for a while now, where I imagine she has cornered the market in personal training for those Osakans with the money and desire to get up close and personally-trained by a bona fide blond Canadian muscle goddess.



Watch Zoa guest posing in Nagoya recently.

And finally, if you've been following all week, perhaps you were wondering where the Queen was today. Well, we decided to save the QUADGASMIC best for last...

QUEEN OF QUADS: IN MOTION

*SWOOOOON*

Enjoy!