Thursday 15 March 2012

Gymnastic Fantastic

Lack of posting recently due to relocation to the countryside and the consequent job hunting. Things are more settled now, so watch out for more of my wit/insanity and highlights from my collection of muscular women on a regular basis again. As always, feel free to get in touch at 6ft1swell@gmail.com. Thanks to everyone who’s bothered commenting while I’ve been out of action. I’ll be in touch!

So, I’m back with some bendy, strong, athletic women to stimulate your imagination (and maybe other parts of your body too).

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This sexy lady’s boyfriend says The hardest thing about having a girlfriend who will literally bend over backwards for you is choosing which side to approach from. Well, buddy, if you are finding it all too much, I’m sure there won’t be a shortage of guys willing to bear the hardship of being with this flexy babe. Seriously though, Female Muscle Slave advises Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays from one end, and Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays from the other. And on Sundays cook her lunch and give her a massage.

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This lady is now banned from her local gym after causing serious injuries when posing for this picture. Every man in the gym just stopped what they were doing and gawped at her. One guy dropped a barbell and broke his fitness instructor’s foot, another brained his training partner by letting go of a cable, and two more guys fell off their running machines and suffered cuts and bruises. She rather likes the effect she has, I think. Look at those eyes and that smile – she knows.

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Recently I have been dreaming of a team of kick-ass Asian babe bodyguards to look after me. Auditions were held (in my head!) and these two power hotties made the team. I feel very very safe knowing they are always close by in their tiny tops and tight little hot pants, ready to kick anybody who messes with me into orbit. It’s doing wonders for my self-confidence.

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Examples of the kind of strength, balance and flexibility that sets some women apart from your average girl. Having been fortunate enough to spend quality time with an ex-gymnast a few years ago, I can say (from experience, not my head this time) that moves like these are the tip of the iceberg. Even my fertile (and slightly sordid) imagination couldn’t have dreamt up some of the positions that Ms S pulled on me. Great days, great memories.

Alevtyna Titarenko
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Every guy on that beach is thinking the same thing…

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Great legs, amazing balance and some serious strength. If you’re in doubt as to how much effort this takes, then try it yourself. At your own risk.

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A topless handstand gets a fly-by. And why not? Perhaps this was what Captain Schettino was trying to catch a glimpse of when he altered his ship’s course?

Anything you can do…
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It’s not just fitness babes who can get into sexy flexy positions. Beautiful bodybuilders Lyris Capelle, Oana Hreapca and Nataliya Romashko demonstrate that big muscles and the splits are not mutually exclusive. Heavenly.

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If you’ve been missing yoga classes, this bendy Asian groin-activator should get you back to the mat quick snap. Now, what is this position called? Suggestions please!

And finally…
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I’m not going to bother writing anything here. I’ll let your imagination do the rest. You don’t have to be muscular to turn Slave on, but it sure helps if you can get into this position. And keep your heels on while doing so. Phwoar!

Enjoy!

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