Sunday 24 March 2013

Hot and Hard: Don't Try This at Home

We really don't want you to end up as a comedy gif on Tumblr, so don't be trying this. Your man-sized ego might be telling you that anything she can do, you can do better, but admit it, you can't. Don't even try to copy any of these moves. Even if you manage it without causing yourself serious bodily injury (and that in itself is extremely unlikely), you'd never be able to pull it off as gracefully as these beautiful, strong, gymnastic fantastic ladies.


LEGS AKIMBO

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Swann Cardot is a case in point. On a piece of equipment designed by groin surgeons to increase their workload, she's as serene and graceful as a, well, as a swan.

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Things You Wish Your Girlfriend Could Do I & II

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Hands on the floor, feet in the air, gloves on the feet?!

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My kind of street art

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Things You Wish Your Girlfriend Could Do III


UPSIDE DOWN

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Power, balance, grace

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Sometimes it's just not enough to get to the top of the mountain

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Roof gymnastics


ONE-HANDED

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OK, the first two are cheating a little by actually using something else for support, but even so, I couldn't manage any of these positions even if there was a team of little people holding my limbs in position. The picture immediately above is particularly breathtaking. And brave.


AND FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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Would you be ready to stand there with the apple on your head for the kind of girl who can fire an arrow with her feet while supporting herself with her arms? Are you wondering what else she can do? Me, too.


Enjoy! More heat and hardness tomorrow.

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