Treasures From The Archive: Part I

Recently, I've invested some of my hard-earned in a brand new desktop with the kind of serious memory capacity that a female muscle fan (obsessive?) needs in this day and age. Consequently, I've undertaken the job of sifting through old hard drives to put my collection in some kind of order, and to transfer the best of the older stuff onto the shiny new beast.

This task has been incredibly time-consuming but also incredibly worthwhile. Not only do I now have the bulk of my collection in one easy-to-access place, but I've also been discovering long-forgotten gems.

Seeing these old pics and clips again after so many years is almost like seeing them anew. And I wanted to share some of my absolute favourites here, and I hope you enjoy them too.

This installment of treasures comes from an old laptop covering the years from the US invasion of Afghanistan (2002) to Saddam Hussein's death by hanging (2006). Meanwhile, in the world of female muscle lovin', I was thinking about...

Jennifer Broomfield

The original muscle girl next door. I loved Jennifer's most muscular pose, so much muscle and definition on such a pretty, young thing. Sadly, she completely disappeared from the world of female muscle fandom, so seeing her again on the old hard drive was a real 'treat'. This picture shows her groin-tingling body off from head to toe. Woof.

Turkish Muscle

Through the Turkish Sports page I discovered a world of Turkish female muscle. Sadly, it hasn't been updated in over a year, but the content still works so check it out if you've never seen it. You're getting both Meryl Ertunc and Nursel Gurler because I couldn't decide who my favorite was! Why should I have to choose anyway? If you had the choice between Meryl or Nursel and Meryl and Nursel... You see what I mean?

MMMalissa Robles

Yummy Malissa never looked finer than in this photoset, and this pic sets my imagination running wild. The dress covers and reveals her body at the same time. Her fingers curl around the hem, suggesting even more of her glowing skin is about to be revealed. The veins in her arms are starting to swell. She locks your eyes in her smouldering gaze...

Michelle Ralabate

Reportedly between 2'6" and 4'11" depending on your source, Michelle was living proof that good things come in small packages. Here she flexes every muscle in this WPW classic. And that hair! They don't do it like that anymore, for sure. Those things might be enough to enjoy the picture anyway. But the fact there are sunbathers in the background takes it to the next level for me. They seem to be trying to look disinterested, but there's so much oiled-up primo female muscle meat right before their eyes that I think they're nursing the biggest hard-ons they've ever had.

Christi Wolf

Talking of which... I remember one of Christi's videos from way back (Impulse Productions I think) having the tag line The Wolf 'll Have Ya Howlin', which describes her effect on me to a tee. Whether checking out her Muscle Elegance stuff or her wrestling incarnation, Asia, off-season or contest ready, Christi always seemed to be able to make me 'howl'. Here she is at her most ripped. A goddess.

Marika-ka-ka

Anyone else remember Marika being featured in the TV show Eurotrash? It was promoting a video of hers where she armwrestles, lifts and finally pounds the shit out of a guy on the mat. Although it was a reasonably sympathetic portrait of Marika, I was flat-sharing at the time and had to endure my co-habitants wisecracks about her 'looking like a man' etc. throughout, much to my discomfort. And they were even more scathing about the schmoe! In this pic the (aptly) self-titled Viking Queen is on stage in her pomp. Now, I've never understood the urge some guys have to be smashed up like the schmoe was in Marika's video (though I'll defend his right to be smashed up). I just want to run my hands up and down Marika's hamstrings as they are here. That and a few other things besides...

Susan Kaminga

One of the sexiest female bodybuilders ever. In a bath. Apparently naked. There's also champagne. And bubbles. And a double biceps pose. Any questions?

Christine Roth

Like Malissa Robles a few pictures back, the divine Ms. Roth is wearing a dress that both covers and reveals her body at the same time. And what a body it is. A timeless combination of feminine beauty and strong sexy muscle, posts of Christine's old photo sets and clips still elicit gushing responses from fans new and old on female muscle forums today. I've spent a lot of quality time with this picture over the years!

Michelle Baker

In this, my favourite picture of her, and I guess one of my favourite pictures ever, Michelle's magnificent pecs take centre stage in all their muscular glory. And on the rare occasions I've managed to tear my eyes away from those beautiful rock-hard slabs of femuscle, her smile and big brown eyes slay me again. A perfect woman, beautiful and strong, perfectly dressed and lit. A triumph for the photographer, capturing Michelle at her immortal best.

Trudy Ireland

Old enough to be my mother, and actually a grandmother even when this photo was taken, Trudy is one guilty pleasure I don't mind 'fessing up to. With a gravity-defying body like hers, age is irrelevant. She was, and remains, an exemplary advert for the benefits of female bodybuilding. Not to mention being one hell of a sexy beast.


Enjoy! More memorable 'Treasures From The Archive' soon.