Back Beauty

BACK POOL (Part 1)

If you've got it, you should really flaunt it.



Azaria knows, Azaria does.

BACK BEEF


Alicia Bell

There certainly is a lot to take in on these women, noted a fella who contacted me recently asking to be "initiated" into the world of female muscle lovin' (for real!). Most women it's just tits and ass, but these women have so much more going on...

He was, apparently, a fast learner. Or maybe he was just learning from the best?

BACK PLAY FOR TODAY

UNSUSPECTING WEDDING GUEST

(turning to a guest sitting next to him)
See the muscles on that bridesmaid? Looks like a bloke in a dress.

SWELL

I KNOW... She's hot.

UNSUSPECTING WEDDING GUEST

Huh? You... like that?

SWELL

Oh I do. I really do. You know what lats are?

(UNSUSPECTING WEDDING GUEST nods)

SWELL

(con't)

Well, there's nothing sexier than a woman whose lats hang over the back of her dress. Right, darling?

MRS SWELL

Oh yessss. So wide, so powerful. I would LOVE to have a back like that.

SWELL

You will, baby. You will.

MRS SWELL

I am getting so turned on looking at her...

UNSUSPECTING WEDDING GUEST

(taking his plus 1 by the arm)

Come on, darling. Let's go and sit somewhere else.

MRS SWELL

Guess they don't lift.

SWELL

Guess so. And I guess we are going to be back in our room while everyone else is having their starter.

MRS SWELL

Mmmm. Wonder if I can persuade her to join us later.

(A huge thought bubble appears above SWELL's head)

SWELL

(his thoughts, in the bubble)

That's why I married you.

Not a true story. Just what flashed through my head while I was looking at these sexy (and as yet unidentified) lats spilling over the sides of that dress. Among other things.

BACK POOL (Part 2)

If you've got it, you should really flaunt it.



Like, really flaunt it. Don't just prance around in the pool with all your muscles, give 'em a show, this is Back Pool after all! [UK readers may get that, the rest of you... probably not] Show 'em what you can do with those muscles, show 'em those beautiful muscles in motion - even if a pull-up is a tad easier in water. You're so damn Alpha!

DOUBLE BACK DOUBLE BICEPS



Jodi Boam and Pearl Binder - backs to savour (ie. salivate all over) at the Vancouver Pro this year. Pearl is currently topping my (unofficial) What-you-doing-in-Physique-you-a-BODYBUILDER-lady list. Seriously. Get back to where you once belonged Ms 2016 CBBF Nationals Overall Masters Bodybuilding champ.

I ask you!

BACK ROOM



I'm going to need a bigger bathroom, thinks the spreading Tonya Hickey.

21 Reasons (#19)

Due to some work commitments and Mr and Mrs Swell's now annual sojourn to the South of France (not the bit that was recently on fire, thankfully), the FMS offices are going to be closed this week, next week and the week after. Nevertheless, as always, we don't want to leave you totally FMS-less, so we've lined up 21 Reasons, one daily picture (or two or three), plus one reason why we love doing what we do, as if we were explaining it to one not so convinced of the glory of the muscular female.

Enjoy!

#19
THE CONTEST

Some don't compete, but for many of the women we feature on the blog, and pretty much all of our personal favourites, the contest is the raison d'être, the moment their beautiful bodies reach "peak" condition, when they stand on stage, glammed up, tanned up, oiled up, and pumped up, and really feel like the muscle goddesses they are.



It's also my favourite time. From "12/10/8-weeks out" when they start to take off their layers in the gym and so on, right through to the post-show photo shoots, muscles swollen by massive celebratory meals, this is when those beautiful bodies are shown off in their fullest ripped and muscular glory. Preparing as the excitement mounts backstage; suited in the hotel room before, during or after; the "part sport, part erotic theatre" of the posing and performances. I love it all. It's kind of what I live for.



You could call it my porn.



I would call it that, but it's so much better.