Chicago 2014: Juanita

REASONS WHY IT'S HARD TO WRITE ABOUT JUANITA BLAINO

1. Without wishing to be too crude, it's not easy/it's impossible to type when one/both of your hands is constantly moving away from the keyboard. Not easy/impossible to type when your hands are not exactly above the table, if you get my meaning.



2. In order to write about the sizzling Juanita, I need to look at images of Juanita. And images of Juanita have a tendency, if left on the screen for too long, to melt the keys on the keyboard with their heat emissions. Replacing plastic keys with titanium ones has meant the keys no longer melt, but instead they quickly become too hot to touch, so even if hands are available (see #1), typing is only possible for short periods of time.




3. More seriously, there is very little information available about Juanita that I can relate to you. 2nd on her pro debut in Chicago last year (narrowly losing out to Mmmmonique Jones), and 6th on her Olympia debut, Juanita is, without question, one of the top female bodybuilders in the world. Yet there is no website. No Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter to follow. We know she's 45 this year. We know Chicago is her hometown. We know she's a police officer, and we know she has a daughter.



So perhaps, all in all, it's better if I leave the writing about Juanita to others, and make it a cut & paste job. Also, you can check out one or the other of our previous posts about this super muscular and sensationally sexy woman (which, assuming you have a titanium keyboard, ought to be safe), and Juanita can also be found at #29 in the FMS Hot and Hard 100 (not nearly high enough for Swell's liking, as I said at the time).



THE FANS ON JUANITA

I really love her nice thick guns, but her back is outstanding... A wide, thick and massive back, one of the best in the industry. Her rear lat spread is just awesome... The IFBB need more FBBs like her: SEX APPEAL + GREAT PHYSIQUE... [In this backstage posing clip] her sweat makes the tanning oil on her body run and for some reason I'm thinking about licking rivers of chocolate and caramel, I'm sorry [you see, it's not just me who suffers!]... Juanita is enormous, look at the photo before the contest [below] where she's wearing short sleeves. Her arm is as massive as a leg!



STEVE WENNERSTROM ON JUANITA

Juanita Blaino... this impressive competitor shows a level of muscular thickness that reaches from head to toe. Hopefully, she will make a trip to Tampa in an attempt to secure another invite to Las Vegas. She has all the tools to hang with the best.




"All the tools". Nice! Personally, and with no disrepect to the three women who finished above her in Chicago, I'd have placed the divine Ms Blaino in the top 1 if I'd been one of the judges. And that's not a moan, it's a fact - with my hands shaking so, I couldn't possibly have written any other number down on my scorecard while Juanita was doing her thing! But there is, as Mr Wennerstrom points out, a possible silver lining to her 4th place in that it means she'll have to compete in Tampa to qualify for the Olympia, so we will, hopefully, be feeling the heat from the stunningly beautiful Juanita Blaino and her gloriously sexy muscles on stage again really really soon.



And we leave you today with an understandably shaky glimpse of Juanita in Chicago from a fan's point of view. Leave the sound on if you can, it's well worth hearing what the audience was saying about her while she was strutting her stuff up there.



Enjoy!