Friday, 12 August 2011

Glute-licious

A selection of muscle butts for your viewing pleasure

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I'm ready for my spanking now says Monica Mollica

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Flex those glutes!

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Skadi Frei and Rahel Ruch
Two of the best behinds in Europe.

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Andressa Viera and Alina Popa
Covered up but leaving little to the imagination.

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The demi-covered butt.

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Thongs? Love 'em. Any style.


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On stage butt flexing. Oh my!

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Two of my favourites: Maria Segura's magnificent rear,
and a butt-tastic shot of Tazzie Colomb

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And finally, a couple more gems: Rosanna Harte showing it off on stage, and
I'd love to get my hands on Betty Viana's scrumptious bottom.


Hope you enjoy!

Whose are your favourite muscle butts?
Get in touch and if I have pictures of their delicious arses, I'll post them.

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Further Adventures in Celebrity Muscle

The Eye Witness News report (see Street of Shame) wasn't just rude about Cameron Diaz's body.

The report also claimed that A few years ago, Madonna had people up in arms for being too "vein" so to speak. Well, it didn't do her career much harm, and in my opinion, Madonna, whatever else you might think about her, has blazed the trail in the mainstream for 'the buff look'. As a fan of female muscle, and someone who would like to see greater acceptance of it in the mainstream media, I certainly admire the Material Girl for that.

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But I think the most insulting comment in the report concerned Serena Williams, who, according to the report, depicts the pop-culture paradox best. She's been described as either too muscular to be feminine or too fat for tennis. Bollocks! First of all, unlike Cameron Diaz, Madonna, and Kelly Ripa (criticised for being too 'ripped' - must have taken them all of 0.001 seconds to come up with that one) Serena Williams is an athlete. Secondly, despite her muscular frame, Serena is undoubtedly feminine, as the shots below illustrate.

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Moreover, the idea that Serena Williams is 'too fat for tennis' is just plain ridiculous. She's had a long career and is one of the most successful female tennis players in history. And all that at a time when women's tennis has become increasingly competitive. Fat my arse!

Get down out of that chair and call me fat again!
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Meanwhile, some of the most successful actresses in the USA are
proudly displaying their tight, toned, muscular bodies.

Jessica Biel has, among other things, a great pair of biceps
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Jamie Pressly from My Name Is Earl is another example of a buff leading lady
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And it's not just the actresses. Britain's own Mel B has got herself a great set of abs since she relocated across the pond, and in my opinion is much much sexier for it
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Latin singer Alejandra Guzman and Swedish actress
Lena Olin both have muscles and aren't shy about showing them off
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Mena Suvari means business at the gym, and if a woman
with defined abs like Stacy Kiebler is good enough for
Mr Clooney, then maybe attitudes really are going to be a-changin'
and the time of the buff female celebrity is nigh...
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I can only hope that's true!

Enjoy, and please comment below, or contact me direct at 6ft1swell@gmail.com.
Look forward to hearing from you!

Sunday, 7 August 2011

Street of Shame

A homage to the British satirical magazine Private Eye's regular column exposing the hypocrisy of the British press...

In New York, Eye Witness News reported a story about Cameron Diaz 'being too buff'. And like the good old rag that it is, Britain's own Daily Mail also reported the story under the title Has A-Rod's Girl Taken Her Fitness Regime Too Far?.

The Daily Mail has previous on this subject though. Back in 2009, Jessi Wallace, a star of the British soap opera Eastenders, took up a fitness regime after getting fed up with looking like 'a butch Barbara Cartland' (Jessi's words, not mine). Jessi unveiled her new physique on the breakfast TV show GMTV, and couldn't resist a little flexing.

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However, the Mail reported positively on Jessie's transformation:
Jessi has been hitting the gym three times a week and jogging regularly near her home in Essex. All that effort has obviously paid off, if her impressive muscles are anything to go by!

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This picture was captioned: Jessie's co-star Brian Capron looks impressed with her powerful pose.

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And this one: GMTV presenter Ben Shephard looked stunned by Jessie's new muscly arms.

Now, contrast that with how the Mail reported on Cameron Diaz's body:
A brawny Cameron Diaz emerges from the Miami sea in a yellow bikini. But after seeing these pictures, the 38-year-old actress may want to consider toning down her punishing daily workouts.

There was barely a curve to behold on the Hollywood star's body - instead it has been tirelessly honed and sculpted into a V-shaped washboard stomach and muscular thighs.

She has also developed bulging biceps and squat shoulders from hauling huge tyres and ropes around during her regular fitness sessions with boyfriend Alex Rodriguez.


The Mail's lack of consistency aside, has Cameron Diaz's body really changed so much since this pre-Alex Rodriguez photo?
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Wednesday, 3 August 2011