Wednesday 27 February 2013

Unbuttoned/Unzipped of the Day

Love Me, Love My Dog

Without some kind of protection, muscle babes are often accosted in public. These guys just kind of come up to me and start poking at my muscles, says one anonymous woman. They're not aggressive, far from it - actually they look kind of hypnotised, they just stare and sometimes drool. But it is a little unnerving. I work hard for this body and I'm not about to cover it up. So I bought a dog. Keeps most of them away.

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When the FMS reporter admired her dog's muscular development and asked if she shared her 'special medicine' with the brute, the interview was, unfortunately, terminated. Terminated with extreme prejudice. The reporter is recovering well.

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