Dream Dates

According to a recent poll reported here in the UK, busty blonde This Morning presenter Holly Willoughby topped a poll of the women that men would most like to take on a first date. Now, if you are not from the UK, or even if you are and not familiar with Holly, here is a visual for you.



Wow, is Swell's finger not on the pulse of mainstream thinking! I don't want to come across as though I'm the kind of guy who sits around with his mates and talks about all the famous women he wouldn't date, but really, that's our number one?!

In fact, the entire top ten were somewhat underwhelming, not even, in this Olympic year, any of our heroines like Jessica Ennis or Victoria Pendleton. The list reads:

1. Holly Willoughby
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Tulisa Contostavlos
4. Pippa Middleton
5. Carol Vorderman
6. Katie Holmes
7. Caroline Flack
8. Marilyn Monroe
9. Susanna Reid
10. Lorraine Kelly

Now, non-UK readers may like to Google a few and wonder at a nation of men who would take someone like Lorraine Kelly on a date more than any other woman in the world.

Or, you might want to take my word for it that this list is not your cup of tea generally, and that the offerings below are much more up your street. Thank the Lord that self-photography and the increasing number of women who share their social lives online through blogs or other means has left us with a glimpse of what it must be like to spend quality time with our beloved muscle babes.

To many of the female muscle lovin' brethren, the idea of having a session with their favourite FBB is just about as good as they can imagine it ever getting. And with luck, according to some of the things I've read, whisper it, but you might even get to have some kind of sexual encounter as part of your session. Could it get any better?

Well,  FMS think it can. Why settle for a session? A hotel room? Screw that, let's get outside. We want to be in public with our muscle goddess. An hour? Maybe two? Not nearly enough. We want the whole day. And then we want the night too.

In short, we want to date our muscle woman. To take her out and show her a good time. If we end up in a hotel room or even at our place afterwards, all the better...



Fancy taking Juliana to a street festival? Perhaps tea with Fabi? Or maybe a nice Asian dinner with the lovely Heidi? Or would a drink (or six) with Mindi be more you? These days, the female muscle fan just needs a little imagination, and, even if only for a moment, it's you she's looking at. You're holding the camera.

Better still, there are plenty of muscle women posting pics of themselves on their travels and trips around the world. Again, with just a little imagination (and perhaps the right music and a quick fiddle with the thermostat), you're suddenly transported into a world where it's you she's on holiday with.



But the picture needn't be somewhere exotic to stimulate the imagination - well, not this imagination, anyway. I guess that's because we all fantasise that doing almost anything with a muscle babe by our side would be better than doing it without.


A simple trip to the local for Oksana's green tea frappé? Heaven. Especially when she's showing off her arms and shoulders in a tight little T. We imagine the looks of those we pass, those in the shop, the person who serves us, and so on. We hope other men will be envious of us. We hope other women will admire her, perhaps even envy her too. But whatever the reactions to her are, reactions there will be.

And just when you thought you couldn't get much higher...

You find yourself going up in the big wheel with only the mighty Aleesha to keep you company. Her barely-concealed muscular curves not two feet away from you, and there's nothing you can do but enjoy the view. (Imagining this particular scenario actually makes me go a little dry-mouthed, truth be told, and that's nothing to do with having a fear of heights, and everything to do with Aleesha's sex appeal).

And just when you thought you couldn't get much higher... II

I could say something about showing Jana Linke-Sippl your chopper. I could say something about her getting her strong hand on your joystick. But I'm not going to.



And so to the night. A game of pool? Watch her muscles pop and flex as she reaches across the bed for the balls, gripping tightly onto the cue. [Stop it! - ed.] OK! But what could be better than a night out with your muscle lady friend. Just gaze upon Kim Perez above, ccncentrate hard and imagine you have arrived a little late, she's already in the club, and you've found her. She turns as you approach, flashing you that smile. Drink her in. Muscles beyond your wildest dreams. How about Heather Foster? Dana Lynn Bailey? Same scenario. And there's no clock running, no sneaking around, no money in envelopes. It's just you, her and the night. Gold!

This week here on  FMS we will be showcasing the candid photos of Brigita Brezovac, whose blog documents not only her professional life, but also her travels, extremely well. This week we go round the world with Brigita, a new place every day.

But to finish here, an unknown muscle hottie on her own travels. Sit back, imagine you're on that boat. What are you looking at: the view or the muscle?



I thought so...

Now, does anyone here want to take Holly out? Anyone? Anyone at all?

Enjoy!