Tuesday 9 July 2013

Legs in Leggings: Curve Theory

Just the same as when they pack their beautiful physiques into tight dresses, muscle women in skin-tight leggings emphasise how curvy their bodies are. Exhibit A is Sarah Backman (below), eight-time World Armwrestling Champion and WWE superstar in the making. Note the way the fabric of her Brazil-themed leggings bulge out from below her hips and then, in a seemingly perfect arc, curve back in above her knees, before her calves produce a smaller, but no less perfect, effect below them.

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Whether from in front or behind, the curves are there for all to see. And when I, or, I dare say you, dear reader, look at Sarah or at other muscular women, it is those curves that we see. (Interestingly, the guy on the left seems truly dumbfounded that she has lost this particular match, which, given her prowess at the sport, is an understandable reaction. Although she looks truly mouth-watering in them, maybe these leggings simply aren't lucky ones for Sarah.)

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Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! The curves. As I was saying, we see the curves. Look at the beautiful (and curvaceous) Olga Belyakova (above). Curves, right? Curves all over, and, due to the tightness of her legwear, the curves of her thighs and calves are especially noticeable.

left: Dayana Cadeau - please show me a part of Dayana's body that isn't curvy?!
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right: Kristina Krstic from an extremely interesting angle

Now, guys who don't like muscle women - or say they don't anyway, but that's a debate for another day - often, though not always, also comment that they like their women 'curvy'. So, herein lies the paradox. We see muscular women and say they have curves everywhere, but they see muscular women and accuse them of having none at all. Weird, isn't it?

left: Victoria Dominguez seems to be getting curvier all the time
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right: Suzy Kellner - would she really be unappealing to 'most' men?

It's not like most of us can actually have a discussion about this with one of our friends who isn't into muscle women, unfortunately. I've always thought it would be fascinating if I could, but have never managed it, even though a few of them do know about my female muscle preference. So we're hardly likely to gain much understanding of our opposing positions on the curve issue any time soon.

BIG, BEAUTIFUL AND CURVY
left: Big Brigita Brezovac; right: Big Annie Riveccio
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My pet theory is that they are in denial and we are enlightened, but then again I would say that, wouldn't I? Maybe it is as simple as the fact that these things are subjective and we all have our own little fetishes. All the same, I'm glad my little fetish is for the most curvaceous women in the world!

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Here's an example of what I mean. You and I are looking at the lovely (and curvy) Heidi Vuorela (above) stretching her sponsor's leggings, and maybe, due to the 'mirror' effect, you are imagining Heidi cloning herself, not once, but enough times to make a Heidi for every one of us. Meanwhile, those who don't appreciate muscle women are, well, living in a world where they don't know who Heidi is, probably.

Makes you feel kind of lucky, doesn't it?

And, a little bonus clip (for you lucky people) featuring two of the women illustrating my insane (inane?) ramblings today. Suzy Kellner (in rather fetching leggings) being trained by Dayana Cadeau. Think it sounds like another of my fantasies? Well, yes, it is, but this one turned out to be true! And they even cuddle a little.



Enjoy!

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