Sunday, 6 May 2018

One-Armed Wonders: Healing Power

Rumours that admissions during Nurse Practitioner Vanessa Cichon's shifts have been steadily rising as her Instagram following has grown are, as yet, unconfirmed.

What has become known, however, is that looking at images of Vanessa may cause a sharp rise in heart rate, shortness of breath, and loss of higher brain functions.

I suddenly feel the urge to get some medical attention myself.

Ladies, she advises, the weights are where it’s at!

Ladies, listen to the nurse.

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