Saturday, 2 December 2017

Great Glootz of the 21st Century: Masterpieces

With apologies to Lora, and to Monica, Laura, Gracyanne and Debi (especially Debi, she was a striation away from making the Top 5), and to countless NABBA goddesses and their thongasmic displays of ripped glootage... Who else could it possibly be?!

Horizontal, lateral and vertical size. C. Moore has measured a few pairs of cheeks with my special virtual measuring tool, and trust me, Heather's glootz went both wider, deeper, higher and further out than any before or since. Massive MASSIVE meat.

You could - literally - rest your beer on them. (Although I imagine, if you were in a position to do so - the use of the Policky (I refuse to say any other name) masterpieces as an ad hoc table would be pretty much the furthest thing from your mind.)

Let's not waste any more time and go straight to the treat - here.

In total control of her muscles... and me!

Before Alina, she was the Great Uncrowned Queen of Female Bodybuilding.

Well, uncrowned no more.

Queen of Glootz!

Oh Heather...

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