I AM PALOMA'S MASSEUR
Note that even Buddha is craning his neck for a better view.
Now obviously I am not alone in thinking these thoughts as I gaze at Paloma's shining between contests muscles. I'd rub that down for a month! says one fan. Others suggest different scented oils Paloma might like - jasmine? lavender? If I were so crude, I might suggest an alternative to oil. In which case we would definitely need a bigger towel.
Paloma obviously approves.