Ts of the Day: Phone Girls

They don't all come with messages on their Ts and vests, but the women you can find on the regularly-updated Phone Muscle Girls certainly have got muscles. And phones.

You Can't Flex Cardio

Indeed you can't. But you can flex that peak you are so proud of. You can flex it, get a good pic, and upload it. Get yourself some admirers. Who knows? It might even end up on one of those female muscle forums, or better still, one of those great female muscle blogs. Fan boys and girls all over will be dying to know who you are, dying to connect with you and tell you how sexy you and your peaks are. That you can do.

Like A Boss

Perhaps like "a" boss, but not much like any boss I've ever had. More's the pity because I can feel my productivity rising just looking at this future muscle goddess. I'd be employee of the week every week if the reward was a little of this.

This Is My Gym Shirt

An ingenious solution to the modern woman's problem of arriving at the gym with her best work top accidentally packed in her bag. The company makes a whole range of similarly easily identifiable fashion items, ranging from "These Are My Jim Jams" to "This Is The Dress I Wear When I Want Everybody To Look At My Muscles".

Booo I'm A Scary F*cking Ghost

The FMS jury is still out about whether this vest is nothing more than a Halloween leftover rescued and put to good use as a sweat receptacle, or whether this really is as surreal (and therefore as genius) as it appears at first glance. Either way, that is one very lickable bicep she has got for herself there. Just imagine that she is a ghost, imagine she comes a-haunting you, demanding you worship her young muscle body. Trouble is, when you reach out to touch her muscles, you feel nothing. Torture!

Enjoy! And don't forget to send your favourite muscle girl T-shirt and vest shots in to 6ft1swell@gmail.com. We will publish them along with all our faves on Friday.