Friday, 14 July 2017

Chicago 2017: Swell Digs

Tim Gardener has taking a bit of a pounding recently over what's being called "The Robbery of Aleesha Young" (not least right here on FMS). However, credit where credit's due and all that, Chicago was a triumph for him. He may not be my favourite judge, but here was a show which had all five of the women's divisions plus Masters Bodybuilding and Physique with over 100 pro competitors, plus an NPC "Extravaganza" with Physique, Figure, Bikini and the new Ms Wings International.

More about the last of those on Sunday.

For today, 10 things FMS especially dug amid all that female muscle.


Never before has so much fabric left so little to the imagination. With only that jaw and the mouth-watering definition on her arms left on show, Natalie stole the show at the check-in. "There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection," Natalie quoted as she showed off her dress to her Instagram followers, adding, there were so many beautiful people at check-in. Reckon in her yellow she outshone them all.

Honorable mentions (both also from the Physique division) to Katie Lee's no-hiding-these-guns sleeve stretching and Susan Smith's no-hiding-these-nips excitement.


Gymnastic fantastic as ever, and expertly captured, we should add, by the veteran ace lensman Mr. Annie Rivieccio (aka James Cook). The costumes, muscles straining, facial expressions, impossible positions... Fitness routines never fail to set my imagination racing as I marvel at the endless possibilities of such power and flexibility and wonder if these are skills Mrs. Swell could yet acquire in her mid-30s.


As she's the only IFBB pro Female Bodybuilder (as far as I know) keeping the pose alive on stage, I'm starting a campaign to have the most muscular renamed in her honour.


Given that Tischa Thomas is about the size of my and your houses put together, it's hardly surprising she's got more going on down below than your average lady. Once again, therefore, it's Angela Rayburn who wins the "FMS Best Bulger Award" for the, er, best bulge in show, just as she did at last year's Rising Phoenix. Angela had a very good day in Chicago - 5th in the Open class, she was the FBB Masters Winner.


Winning her first pro title at (I think) only her third pro show, Figure phenom Tiffani Hebert certainly got me excited once I finished trawling through all the more muscular images from Chicago. Quite the beauty, and those LEGS! She likes a topless back selfie as well, which is never a bad thing. And you can see Tiffani glow in her post-stage interview for Maximum Muscle Report with quite possibly the worst interviewer currently in Bodybuilding (and there's no little competition for that title) here.


We've noted before that one of the most happy-making aspects of the Wings of Strength revival has been the return to competition of some well-loved FBBs of the recent past, and in Chicago, one more returned to the stage. Sherry Summers joined the revival here, her first contest since Chicago in 2013 when she was still Sherry Smith.


I've not found a lot of high quality pump room shots from the show, and this is easily the pick of that small bunch. The photographer deserves a medal for holding the camera steady long enough to capture a beaming, glistening Ms Lee mid-pump.


Why is Jake Wood not - for once - grinning like the cat who got the cream? Married to Kristal, who just happens to be as big and muscle sexy as a man could possibly want, AND she wants nothing more than for him to make it his mission in life to work and hang out with the best Female Bodybuilders on the planet. She's totally cool with that. AND while he's so doing , she's wearing dresses like this. For f***'s sake, Jake!

Kristal in the Hot and Hard 100 next year?


30+ years I have been looking at images of muscular women, and just when I think I might have seen all the freakiness, along comes something new and even more freaky. Tina Zampa, who was, incidentally, making her pro debut here, was not the most vascular woman in Chicago, but she didn't need to be to show off that vein.


Chicago was truly international show, and around the event and in the Bodybuilding division the gorgeous Selma added her own special Brazilian flavour and style, finishing in the same position that she got in your Hot and Hard 100 this year - 4th.

I would LOVE to see some footage of her routine.


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