Sunday, 2 July 2017
The Mighty Quinn: Greatest Hits
Lauren doesn't always seem to be especially appreciative of male admiration, which - and I guess I would (being an appreciative male) say this anyway but - I think is a shame, because she gets plenty of the typical "look like a man" hate, so you'd hope, as long as we don't overdo it, that our support would be a positive force for her.
For today, FMS has compiled a Top 10 of her most popular (in terms of forum hits) pics, along with some of the more respectful (although not always terribly respectful) thoughts of those who frequent those forums. Lauren might disapprove.
We might yet change her mind though.
Besides, it's not always her most obviously glamorous or "sexiest" pics that get all the attention. A "very tough-looking" and "very beautiful" Lauren in glasses, no make-up, "in the cleaning lady's way", and not even flexing can do it for the collective us.
Now we all probably noticed the forearm veins in the "tough-looking" pic, because that's what we are about really - #1 the detail: the "mighty, chiselled quads", and #2, the display: "she loves to flex those plates of steel, to show them off". If you don't want the attention and the comments, don't put those "PECS!" in front of the camera like that. And anyway, I'm sure Lauren would agree that "When you have such big, gorgeous pecs... who need breasts?" Or at least she would have until she bought some.
This 2015 gem is, one forum bod reckons, "absolutely perfect", and certainly caused more than one other to share (OK, less than respectful/"sexual undertone" type) thoughts that nevertheless are able to summarise the female muscle head perspective rather succinctly. "Awesome thick muscular arms = erotic". It's a fact!
Personally, I love a pic where a muscular goddess is obviously feeling like one, whether she's communicating that fact with a flex and a roar or a self-satisfied smirk. Take your time with the pic on the right, it's worth it. Impossibly defined lats spilling out of her vest, the HUGE vein on her thick bicep, the unnaturally tight butt packed into the camo pants, and best of all the tributaries covering her forearm. It all adds up to the sort of image that gets lots of comments, few of them more than a single word (as, you know, it's hard to type and all). Someone managed two though, calling Lauren a "super model", which she surely can't complain about cos she's all about the being a woman and having the muscles and not conforming to the size zero stereotype.
This one has got a lot of hits more because of a debate about whether she might have been more considerate about the other people in the gym who might not want to be in the photo. Thought occurs to me though that she might have been taking it to show us the fella who is clearly digging being in the same mirror space as Lauren, although point taken, she could have cropped out everyone else if that were the case. The fella on the right could well be in the Witness Protection Program, for example.
Alone at last. "I'd worship at that temple" is, I guess, exactly the kind of thing that Lauren isn't especially into reading, but I wonder if she does get (at least) a little kick out of being called "Goddess". The strong pose; the intense look. So FIERCE.
And finally, we leave you with the most popular of them all. A "sparkling", "ravishing" Lauren from 2015 and the NPC Nationals. And we want to leave respectfully, so... Is it any wonder she's radiant and full of womanly confidence with such a perfect body?
How's that, Lauren?